Simone Anderson #41 Doxxing tattlers to make time pass until Tent is ready to play with her ass

[ihateliars]

Scammys promotion of Little Ark went from 301 followers to 329

 

[LadyChat]

Well, I'm gutted, TC's.

I've been on Jury service all this week at Auckland District Court.... now I see that Pebble's case is there on Monday!

 

[Simone15]

Chat GPT really knows how to create a fun mealtime huh

 

[thermominx]

Another night, another dinner not cooked at home/in the Thermomix. She's probably making them eat dinner at the park so they don't mess up her house

*flashback of Asher being strapped to the pole*

 

[unfluencer90]

Wtf has Scammy done with all her old utensils. Fuck she's a scummy bitch. Consumerist pig.

 

[Marshmallow1]

Soooo she’s advertising Not 1 … BUT 2x electric toothbrushes ?? Which one is the absolute best & most Incredible??

 

[#botsforlife]

Hey Simmo, I had a message from this person but it disappeared, could you please find out who the account is because I really need to tell them what a piece of shit they are and make them feel horrible. Sorry the pics blurry hehe

 

[snarkersusie]

But Simone I thought you didn’t cut the boys grapes so that they stayed fresh?

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Recap: this is from the first ever Simone Thread and shows how little has changed in a year..

- still no acknowledgement of Women's Refuge donations
- has been reported to ASA too many times to count
- Has minions who blocks anyone who likes a photo or comment about her (only stories though so it doesn’t reduce her following)
- Way too many conflicting company #ads
- Reads Tattle and will implement things on stories after discussion here e.g. captions on stories
- Is friends with a convicted sex offender
- Has massages way too often and every day is treat yourself day
- Fresh sheet Friday is sadly still a thing
- If any companies that use SA for advertising are reading this, we’re over it and will stop purchasing from you while you work with her
- sells used gym wear that she has worked out in with no underwear
- flaunts her “staple” jewellery collection that includes a diamond tennis bracelet and Rolex
- big fan of DHgate handbags
- has 17million “besties”
- potentially has a closeted husband
- only goes out once a month
- vacuums her letterbox
- still has not been gifted a Dyson
- gets excited collecting 56 leaves and 2 weeds from her garden in her metal bucket
- walks around town with a smelly fanny after the gym to get a “treat” massage
- she was deprived of lollies, chocs & maccas as a kid hence the reason she ended up huge and had to have surgery
- Doxxed a Tattler after she took an innocent pic of her up the mountain and posted it to her private instagram
- Attempted to dox another but fucked it up by exposing the wrong person and had to delete the stories
- Goes to the beach in 15 degree weather

 

[shh77]

Someone message this dumb company

Honestly imo Sistema can get in the anyway since they changed the design of their containers!
They are nearly impossible to close now that the locking bits are on the lid! #firstwordproblems #kimtherepeoplethataredying

 

[BotLife]

I legit thought this was Simone’s fridge!

I totally don't understand the need to label food/shelves in your fridge, and I love a good list and organisation, but if you can't figure out what sauces and cheese are you're a complete moron!

 

[unfluencer90]

Accurate.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Dim sim showing us tattlers that the tv was in fact NOT on this morning when Asher was dancing.

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

Oh Simmy you are such a brave ape

People who say 'I have a high pain tolerance' are just bullshitters. Like how do you know? Pain is all relative right? Stupid fuck face.

 

[snarkersusie]

I hope Asher enjoyed his 7.30am electrolytes this morning.

 

[ilovekmartlikedontweall]

Mashed potato from a thermomix. To go with the stroganoff she made in it. That's not a great advertisement for a$3000 potato masher

For someone who “wrote” a cookbook— The food shown are appalling .

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Horcruxes are:

- her Mercedes
- the white pants
- Madoox
- the leaning wall mirror
- Tent’s tattooed hairline
- the LV slides

Keep going with suggestions….

 

[ohwebelieve]

Hahaha ‘EVENING’ bottle. Dim Sim, we know you aren’t breastfeeding anymore, you stopped before you both to Fiji. That’s ok, it’s not easy but don’t pretend you still are.

And it's Trent feeding whilst she has a night out AGAIN.
Lucky she had no jetlag from her gator flight

 

[lovemesomegossip]

oh bless her desperate self. That has to be one of the most hilarious 'influencer' gigs ever. To sit in a plane, on the ground, being served and eating the food and doing a.......a.......I can't say review because it's not a review . What or who is she meant to be 'influencing ' . Oh look I'm going to book that airline because their food is exquisite .
I am a housewife, I'm not bored, occasionally I am a cunt, and I eat crayfish nearly every couple weeks even making it into green curry, fish cakes, or in a fucking plain ole salad.

 

[HohipPanda]

Well, I'm gutted, TC's.

I've been on Jury service all this week at Auckland District Court.... now I see that Pebble's case is there on Monday!

NO WAY! My Bro in law is on jury service as of monday.........