Thanks to @LadyChat for the great thread name.
To recap the last thread, the Circus Queen of Beige paid us a fleeting visit for a couple of days, during which time she called us all thick cunts and fat, desperate housewives who need some cock. Congratulations to all of those who self-identify as fat, desperate, or keen for cock.
She continued to go out just once a month, in an alternate universe that definitely felt a lot like once every night to the rest of us.
While she went through some actually very sad moments having to help her dearly loved Grandad out of his home with his wife and into a aged residential care facility, she shook off her deep despair a matter of hours later by going out to a drag bar and getting crunk to the sounds of Lizzo's new album (featuring some closeup shots of a questionable looking pumpkin soup for some reason).
Asher keeps growing and developing like a normal child, despite her best efforts to magic him up into a three year old who eats his entire breakfast without dropping a single bit onto his high chair tray.
Of course the main event of the last thread (other than the appearance and sudden deletion of "tagitbaby") was Prince Asher's first birthday party.
Rather than going with an actual birthday party at her house...like, you know, a normal parent would do, she held a product launch in a white concrete shoebox studio, replete with beige, cream, brown, and light blue balloons, gravestone signage, and a $660 birthday cake FOR A ONE YEAR OLD that comprised of two beige gravestones.
She invited a who's who of who cares, demanding that all of them wear beige (as confirmed by two separate influencers who posted videos prior to going to the party...one of which was hurriedly deleted once Simone read about it on Tattle). Prince Asher was dressed in a tit coloured jumpsuit that exposed his legs (perfect for winter) while Mother Dearest was dressed in an enormous orange and beige circus tent so she could stand out in her self-imposed sea of beige pleb guests.
Post party, she uploaded all photos, advertising all of the party vendors with zero disclosure of any paid partnership, gifted, or ad, as we all predicted. THEN 24 hours later, she edited all of the posts to notify which vendors were paid partnerships (all but two of them). AS PREDICTED.
TL;DR: The beige one remains a duplicitous, greedy, narcissistic weirdo who thinks she can lie, cheat, and operate however she wants despite the clear rules that govern the industry she works in.
To recap the last thread, the Circus Queen of Beige paid us a fleeting visit for a couple of days, during which time she called us all thick cunts and fat, desperate housewives who need some cock. Congratulations to all of those who self-identify as fat, desperate, or keen for cock.
She continued to go out just once a month, in an alternate universe that definitely felt a lot like once every night to the rest of us.
While she went through some actually very sad moments having to help her dearly loved Grandad out of his home with his wife and into a aged residential care facility, she shook off her deep despair a matter of hours later by going out to a drag bar and getting crunk to the sounds of Lizzo's new album (featuring some closeup shots of a questionable looking pumpkin soup for some reason).
Asher keeps growing and developing like a normal child, despite her best efforts to magic him up into a three year old who eats his entire breakfast without dropping a single bit onto his high chair tray.
Of course the main event of the last thread (other than the appearance and sudden deletion of "tagitbaby") was Prince Asher's first birthday party.
Rather than going with an actual birthday party at her house...like, you know, a normal parent would do, she held a product launch in a white concrete shoebox studio, replete with beige, cream, brown, and light blue balloons, gravestone signage, and a $660 birthday cake FOR A ONE YEAR OLD that comprised of two beige gravestones.
She invited a who's who of who cares, demanding that all of them wear beige (as confirmed by two separate influencers who posted videos prior to going to the party...one of which was hurriedly deleted once Simone read about it on Tattle). Prince Asher was dressed in a tit coloured jumpsuit that exposed his legs (perfect for winter) while Mother Dearest was dressed in an enormous orange and beige circus tent so she could stand out in her self-imposed sea of beige pleb guests.
Post party, she uploaded all photos, advertising all of the party vendors with zero disclosure of any paid partnership, gifted, or ad, as we all predicted. THEN 24 hours later, she edited all of the posts to notify which vendors were paid partnerships (all but two of them). AS PREDICTED.
TL;DR: The beige one remains a duplicitous, greedy, narcissistic weirdo who thinks she can lie, cheat, and operate however she wants despite the clear rules that govern the industry she works in.
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