Simone Anderson #2 can't dance away the Women's Refuge shame, too many dodgy #ads to name

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She’s owns that tiny white bouncy castle now. Says it in one of the posts about it. And $660 for a cake with thickest icing I’ve seen in my life.
And it wasn't even decorated or anything.

I'm really surprised she revealed the price of the cake. I haven't seen her admit to prices of anything before. Wonder if she's doing it so we'll rip the shit out of her.
 
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Remember she said her wedding was all paid for because she didn’t want to have to post and “work” on her wedding day? Maybe the same with the first birthday party? Doubt it though.
 
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The fact the she did none of the prep for this birthday just makes her look like the laziest mother. Who spends time getting their hair done for a 1st birthday party instead of making a cake yourself for your child and actually making proper fun memories to document and reminisce about “oh look! This is Asher’s first birthday were i attempted to make a cake that looked like a kangaroo and it ended up looking like a rabid Tasmanian devil… #sorelatable”
Keeping shit real, being frazzled about blowing balloons in time, setting things up in time, rushing about buying all the food and decor, mucking up the baking or decorating would really make her seem like a more genuine person.

right now she really wants to be this third world version of a stepford wife, and it’s pathetic.
 
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Are her bags fake? How do you know? I feel like she thinks she is fashionable but it just gives off try hard vibes.
I remember when she bought her LV neo in Melbourne and made a big fuss of it (As you would). You’ll notice it’s the only one that has aged like a true LV. The rest, absolutely not. She would have got them from Alixpress when she got those ghastly milk containers. #savetheplanet and all that
 
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I was reading a UK influenzers thread who just had their kids first birthday and they’re all talking about how beige and over the top it is, and that it’s all about the mother definitely a trend here..
 
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When you’re blocked can you still see her page but not her stories ?
Yip, you can’t see her stories. She blocked me from seeing her stories a few years back but then one-day I was unblocked from seeing them…..

There’s a link in this thread to where you can view her stories if you’re blocked
 
Biodegradable balloons are not really biodegradable. They still pose a risk to wildlife for a long time and cannot be recycled either apparently.

 
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I’ve been thinking (not hard or long) but, this chick does the absolute least to protect her child.

He is plastered all over her Instagram, and has been from day one - he is content, he sells products & is a measly attempt at being ‘relatable’. He is in the bath naked, he is sick/tired/underdressed on social media & for what…. Simone, mother to mother - get him off & stick to plugging cheap, nasty activewear & businesses who don’t give AF about ethics or morals.

If you actually gave AF about your kid, you’d get off socials now - instead you are giving the crazies absolutely everything they need. Protect your son & FFS put him in a bodysuit.
 
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Yip, you can’t see her stories. She blocked me from seeing her stories a few years back but then one-day I was unblocked from seeing them…..

There’s a link in this thread to where you can view her stories if you’re blocked
I guess it’s best to start off asking a question with “Simone you’re the best mother in the world & I love you” to avoid being blocked
 
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You could literally be some dirty creepy pedow on the other-side of the world with no followers and comment on a photo of hers and she will love you long time…..she’s fucking got no idea where her photos of Asher end up
 
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I'm horrified that earth savvy is supporting her - Simmo would consume and waste more in a day than they do in a year!

Also wtf did they buy the inflatable thing for. There's no space to use it at their house.
 
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Imagine if she had to put kids toys in her home though!!
Although she could have sold all the kids birthday presents and “gifted” the money to starship
Surprised she didn’t run a birthday gift registry … all beige of course

I'm horrified that earth savvy is supporting her - Simmo would consume and waste more in a day than they do in a year!

Also wtf did they buy the inflatable thing for. There's no space to use it at their house.
BUT she can store it in her storage shed in a plastic container with a label duhhhhh
 
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