Simone Anderson #18 Santa’s loading up his sleigh, will she admit when Not Asher is on his way?

[Simone15]

Oooooh plot twist

But to me that’s as fucked up as faking a MC. Like, why use that content rather than being “raw and authentic”?

Imagine growing up knowing your mother used a dead baby’s positive test as your announcement.

 

[usemycode]

……it’s not actually woop night is it?

I see she still hasn’t labelled the pineapple, blueberries, carrot, strawberries, and lettuce.
how incredibly lazy!

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I’m convinced she is reusing these photos.

 

[shh77]

“Away to New Plymouth this weekend for another one of my bEsT fRiEnD x’s baby shower” ….does this woman know the meaning of ‘best’?? every bloody person she knows is a BEST friend! …..also are they calling Simon THEIR best friend? I’m guessing no

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Simone said she had "20 friends" also pregnant around the time she was with Asher. But we've not really seen her hanging out with any of these friends have we?

 

[Pentothal]

I think I will just leave this here. Some Tattlers might want to help if they are able. It might twig someone elses memory (we know you are watching ) or you could just show us the receipts when you did donate and clear up all this confusion

 

[clingingtoreality]

Whenever I watch this, it makes me so ill. I just also don’t understand why he didn’t cry when he fell. Kids cry over the smallest things, surely he’d be crying over that incident or has she drilled it into him that he’s not allowed to cry
Also if that was my kid attempting to climb down like that, I would have straight away when up there and corrected it, instead of filming it and watching to see what happened

One of the theories against sleep training is that kids learn to not bother crying because no one is coming to help them

 

[BondJamesBond]

For me it was all those times Asher was fed in the bath, then when questioned about it she said they ‘occasionally‘ fed him in the bath so he was free to express himself 🫠

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I’m such a thick cunt I nearly liked all the comments on weleda Nz from my real account!

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Boujee TC has entered the chat

We have to also give thanks to Ella Jane 7 and slightly disorganised chaos.

 

[anotherpaidpartnership]

Let’s just say I message almost every business she works with

Onto it owe you that wine for doing the hard mahi Sorry Simone if you’re reading this, that means work. Oh shit sorry just realised you won’t know that word either

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Two things..
1. “Ooh haven’t shared tHe BrOwNiE recipe reel in a long time” cue fake message asking for the recipe “hello beautiful” “to die for” “xx”
2. If YOU can fall over just walking, A can DEFINITELY fall down the stairs trying to walk down them rather crawling backwards!!!

Or is this her way to justify why she’s on bed rest for the next few days - sore ankle baby is almost here

 

[pippio]

Plot twist, she actually has rank taste in food and makes that feijoa salad on the regular

 

[clingingtoreality]

Imagine having over 300k followers and only getting one comment on your photo you posted 7 hours ago….the one comment being your bestie who you tagged in the post

stellar engagement right there View attachment 1776361View attachment 1776362

Worse still - your “best friend” turns a post about your baby shower into an advertisement.

Stay classy there Simmo

 

[clingingtoreality]

Promotes 600 different competing brands, claiming she has used them for years

 

[clingingtoreality]

Guarantee she’s sent herself these questions. And what would the point be? To hide your lies Simone

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Who has an empty garage? That’s so creepy! Ours is full of art supplies, snow gear, sports stuff, tools… y’know, signs of our hobbies and personalities!
But my house was built in the sixties, so even if I had nothing in the garage it would still look grubby lol

 

[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Mindcraft

 

[shh77]

Hellohobsonville, Fluffyduck, Jillyvonjones thanks for the lols!

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Yup, you’ve been blocked

Oh that’s such a shame

weleda was one of her early gigs, caption “put your hands up if you stole from charity!”

 

[Okelydokely]

Just a casual $715 View attachment 1778587

Yikes, that looks like what you see Victorian ghosts in in TV shows. What a fuckin ugly dress for an even uglier price.