She's still not going to shag you Simon.
Tragic bleep. He really is the epitome of the blue tick wanker
and how many more times is he going to jump on the World Cup band wagon he really is a brainless fat berk
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
So what are your feelings on him? So we are clearI honestly can’t bare him
I honestly can’t bare him
I honestly can’t bare him
Ha ha sorry for the triple post that’s how much I despise the berk
Exactly not so vocal then when he’s getting his slack jawed fizzhog photographed with themOh god I knew he'd be like a dog with a bleeping bone over the Ngozi drama. Says it proves beyond doubt that Meghan was right and the royals are nothing but DIRTY RACISTS (much like most of the country in his bizarre, twisted view).
So they are all awful racists yet he was happy to make a song and dance about meeting Charles earlier this year? Bloody hypocrite.
That's the only thing he'll raise...looks like he needs a blue pill or two to get things going. State of him.Something else that pisses me off.
Bangs on about doing "his bit" because he's "raised" all the month for the RNLI.
Basically doing your bit now is setting up a GFM and posting on your Twitter timeline - what happened to walking Lands End to JoG or swimming the channel etc?
From his post today about racism he has really exposed himself once and for all as a centrist or right wing idiot trying to get clicks by pretending he's a leftie
And this one is particularly creepyGreat thread, there is honestly nothing I find creepier than a virtue signalling middle aged man on social media
An
And this one is particularly creepy
He has nothing to do other than rehash his same 4 or 5 jokes on social media, he doesn't even engage with comments often so I'd say he has plenty of time scrolling hereOh it's time for yet another gofundme. This one is to fund large amounts of lemsip and tissues so that angry gammons can have a soothing drink and a wank while watching the new Harry and Meghan documentary. I'm not sure what the whole lemsip and a wank thing is all about but it's one of these lines he uses a lot and seems to think is very funny. Repetition and not being funny is basically the whole page though. Feel free to explain Simon if you're still browsing.
He has nothing to do other than rehash his same 4 or 5 jokes on social media, he doesn't even engage with comments often so I'd say he has plenty of time scrolling here
He so sexually disturbed it’s unrealOf course he's watching it already. Not like he'll have much on. The tissues and lemsip thing again. Just what is that all about? I don't get the concept of masturbating in anger either. He's just weird.
Cock in hand, wotsit crumbs in beard.He has apparently now watched the first three episodes of the Harry and Meghan thing "extensively". What does that even mean? Surely to god he hasn't watched it all more than once?
Stained tshirt with holes in it and his wife doing all the housework. The lemsip and tissues close to hand.Cock in hand, wotsit crumbs in beard.