The faint smell of roasted gammon wafting is from your own aircon, you awful twit.
I think this is the best comment in the whole threadJust looking at him makes me want to sew my fanny up. How his wife let him near her 4 times is a mystery to merohypnol
Does he really make enough money to support 6 people by being unfunny on social media? Lord, I have truly missed my calling.
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I bet bleeping attention starved prickI bet "Keef" is actually Simon.
I'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagersJust read his Twitter, he claims to be 39, I would say that’s a hard paper round but it demos sitting on your arse all day long ages you too
Oooh interesting. Any funny stories from teenage Simon??I'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagers
I can imagine him standing behind women just grunting and staringI'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagers
I was going to point out tate has a slight upper hand by not using the phrase ‘rear foo too’ but then I realised I was on the wrong thread but I’m sure this guy is just as much of a creep as russ or Tate.Our favourite gobshite is loving the Andrew. Tate stuff on Twitter at the moment. He's an absolute weapon.