She's still not going to shag you Simon.
Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Simon Harris Threads
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Brilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
I honestly can’t bare himBrilliant
This week, especially with the Ngozi thing he really has been an A1 wazzock
Ha ha sorry for the triple post that’s how much I despise the berk
Oh god I knew he'd be like a dog with a bleeping bone over the Ngozi drama. Says it proves beyond doubt that Meghan was right and the royals are nothing but DIRTY RACISTS (much like most of the country in his bizarre, twisted view).
So they are all awful racists yet he was happy to make a song and dance about meeting Charles earlier this year? Bloody hypocrite.
So they are all awful racists yet he was happy to make a song and dance about meeting Charles earlier this year? Bloody hypocrite.
Exactly not so vocal then when he’s getting his slack jawed fizzhog photographed with them
He’s just an abhorrent attention seeking waste of oxygen
That's the only thing he'll raise...looks like he needs a blue pill or two to get things going. State of him.
From his post today about racism he has really exposed himself once and for all as a centrist or right wing idiot trying to get clicks by pretending he's a leftie
Was this the stuff in the post where he's gurning in his England top with that desperate "please like me!!" expression he always does? I've long suspected he's every bit the racist gammon he pretends to hate.
Also I guess linkedln probably isn't for you when all you've got to add is "posts on Facebook"
Last edited:
Oh it's time for yet another gofundme. This one is to fund large amounts of lemsip and tissues so that angry gammons can have a soothing drink and a wank while watching the new Harry and Meghan documentary. I'm not sure what the whole lemsip and a wank thing is all about but it's one of these lines he uses a lot and seems to think is very funny. Repetition and not being funny is basically the whole page though. Feel free to explain Simon if you're still browsing.
An
And this one is particularly creepyGreat thread, there is honestly nothing I find creepier than a virtue signalling middle aged man on social media
But fake too. Nobody could possibly spend quite as much time as he does virtue signalling.
He has nothing to do other than rehash his same 4 or 5 jokes on social media, he doesn't even engage with comments often so I'd say he has plenty of time scrolling here
No he doesn't seem to engage with his followers at all unless they comment on one of his posts within minutes. The next thing he's going to post about ad nauseum is watching Die Hard. Every bloody year.
There was a really tacky post the other day about how he was going to just give his youngest kid stuff he'd been given for free as Christmas gifts. Lazy freeloading bastard.
Of course he's watching it already. Not like he'll have much on. The tissues and lemsip thing again. Just what is that all about? I don't get the concept of masturbating in anger either. He's just weird.
He so sexually disturbed it’s unreal
He has apparently now watched the first three episodes of the Harry and Meghan thing "extensively". What does that even mean? Surely to god he hasn't watched it all more than once?
Cock in hand, wotsit crumbs in beard.
Stained tshirt with holes in it and his wife doing all the housework. The lemsip and tissues close to hand.
- Status