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  1. MickeyMouseClubhouse

    Simon Harris #15 Pugh Pugh, Barney Mcgrew, grifter, runt

    Continuing on from - https://tattle.life/threads/simon-harris-14-what-did-you-spend-370000-of-tax-payers-money-on-simon.52426/ Thread title by - @Yesweknowyouhavekids - Didn't think Admin would appreciate cunt in the title (@Yel - please amend if you're happy to have u instead of an asterix!)...
  2. lilykestrel

    Simon Harris #14 "What did you spend £370000 of tax payers money on Simon?"

    Congratulations to a squig on Facebook, nominated by @Jelly Bean. You win £30 credit on Trainpal, and a hard copy of a walking tour / treasure hunt of an Essex town of your choice. (Hopefully there aren't any radar key locked accessible kissing gates en route, as you'll have to contact Essex...
  3. lilykestrel

    Simon Harris #13 "Simon from Hockley"

    Congratulations to Nicky Campbell nominated by @Bread for the thread title. You win a Tesco self scanner that says "Hello <insert not really a swear but sounds like one>!" because it's very funny. Simon had a guest spot on Nicky Campbell's show to talk about banning social media for under 16s...
  4. Bread

    Simon Harris #12 "Deranged Lunacy"

    I know it doesn't entirely follow the rules, but I think the mysterious blogger deserves it. In our last thread: Simon made snide comments about people he refuses to name and flirted so outrageously with a councillor you could smell his feral musk as he got excited. The enormous artichoke won...
  5. Bread

    Simon Harris #11 The human equivalent of hold music

    Title by @Pkershaw, nominated by me, which I think is how it works as someone has to nominate it? It was a close-run thing with @Seaford Harrington's picture of a box of "90% recycled content" but I am not sure that would count as a title. Anyway if you don't like it someone else can do the next...
  6. Bread

    Simon Harris #10 Simon, you are not funny

    Congratulations to @HotesTilaire for the title and @Larry David who nominated it. You both win a slightly faded, crusty Coca Cola T-shirt with stains under the arms and a whiff of desperate middle aged man. The third most liked post was this one by @jf99 which bears repeating: For anyone...
  7. lilykestrel

    Simon Harris #9 Simon, would you mind doing an Octopus referral for the lady

    Congratulations to @bracrumbs (nominated by @MavisBeacon) and @ohnomyhat for your separate makings of the Octopus joke. You both win £50 credit on your energy account if you switch to Octopus via Simon's referral link. Highlights from the last thread Simon wore a shirt to go and scowl from the...
  8. ahkrin

    Simon Harris #8 Dubious

    Simon Harris aka Man Behaving Sadly Congrats to @lilykestrel for thread title Someone else can probably do a better recap but Simon has been Protesting his innocence in grifting large sums of money for not very much work during COVID (it was just resting in his account!) Abusing his...
  9. IcanSpellBéchamel

    Simon Harris #7 Twagic

    Thread title courtesy of @HotesTilaire and nominated by @Aliceboo. You both win a 30 second slot on the Jewemy Vine show. Simon Hawwis is still "cweating*" content and doing random £500 Morrison's shops for chawity. Would the charities prefer the £500 so they can provide targeted help to...
  10. lilykestrel

    Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

    Congratulations @RandomFishOils (nominated by @Lazarus). You both win a hilarious (*) napkin teatowel (*) citation needed Simon's back. He said he can't talk about the shenanigans. The contract with ECC as ended, but Essex is United lives on. His Twitter is still gone, but Facebook prevails...
  11. lilykestrel

    Simon Harris #5 Mr Harris, who was a popular figure on the internet

    Well, it's all been kicking off hasn't it? Recaps please. Congratulations @Jelly Bean (nominator) and @mchops (quoting Essex Live), you both win a low-engagement Facebook page and a GoFundMe of your choice. ETA: Wiki here
  12. VielleFemme

    Simon Harris #4 He lost 5 stone, and gained 457 thousand pounds

    Well, no one else was going to do it, so I've created a new thread, using my own thread title suggestion - soz, but it had the most likes. Can someone else do a recap on the repetitive, obese, scamming wanker?
  13. W

    Simon Harris #3 pratt numpty - global authority on building materials

    Winning thread title by @CookieZippy, censored because Tattle doesn't allow swearing in thread titles. Recap: Simon continues to be lazy, greedy, beggy, unfunny, etc. etc. Still spending hours a day on Twitter, still comes up with nothing original. Still tilting at the windmills that are Barry...
  14. Yesweknowyouhavekids

    Simon Harris #2 You don't have the popularity or clout you think you do Simon

    Thanks to Jellybean for thread title Recap- Simon is still a humungous virtue signalling bellend with a few standard ‘jokes’ . These involve Easter/Christmas being banned, flags being illegal on St George’s day and anyone who discusses anything he feels isn’t lefty enough ‘anger wanks’ He is...
  15. Yesweknowyouhavekids

    Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

    He’s been around for a while and I know I’m in the minority but I really get self important narc vibes- any else?