Today he's all over the whole Celebrations boxes having the Bounty sweets removed thing and how those unwanted sweets could have gone to foodbanks this very tough Xmas. Is there ANYTHING he won't use for virtue signalling?
Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly
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Wtf???? Imagine rocking up to a food bank in January with 10 mini bounties ffs
As if that fat barsteward would know about unwanted food
How is he such a bleeping boring twit?
Ahhh the one trick pony is off about poppies and ‘gammons’ now. Every year same of shite repeated. Couple of weeks and it will be ‘wahhh gammons said Christmas is banned’
It's amazing that his fans don't either notice or get bored of it just being the same lazy material on a loop. It won't be a one shot gag about poppies and gammons, it will probably be about 6 in a day. I guarantee that close to Xmas he will wheel out the line about a cloud of Lynx Africa spreading across the country. I still reckon he absolutely is the type of gammon he mocks behind closed doors.
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He absolutely is I bet
He's talking about soothing music for pets during peak firework hours. So bleeping fake.
Hark at Fatty there
Unfortunately he’s a pile of goo with a social media platform
Bloody hell. He's actually been sad enough to buy a blue tick on twitter, presumably the second they went up for sale. That is tragic. Ever the virtue signaller, he's having a little moan about twitter and how he had to do nothing to verify his identity other than set up a subscription for £6.99 a month.
Ha of course he has the silly old twit
Tragic bleep. He really is the epitome of the blue tick wanker
and how many more times is he going to jump on the World Cup band wagon he really is a brainless fat berk
He's brought out another one of his annual posts. The one moaning about people on facebook posting photos of their fancy Christmas decorations as it's horribly insensitive to those who can't afford any at a time when folk are struggling like never before. As if he truly gives a tit about any of that. The one bit he said that I CAN believe though is that he currently has a pile of laundry lying where the tree would be. Lazy slob.
He does realise that people don’t buy their decorations one year then chuck them away? The people posting may well be suffering from cost of living raises, but are they supposed to not dig the decorations out the shed and cheer the place up because Simon says so?
The fact he accuses people of virtue signalling as well erremmmm
He's just got his 8 year old son to pose for a photo looking at the daily mail website and said he'd have been happier to discover him looking at pornhub. That's so fucked up.
He does give me on the register vibes
Like what would even have been going through his mind to stage that?
"I NEED CLICKS"
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