Simon Harris #4 He lost 5 stone, and gained 457 thousand pounds

[Pkershaw]

Sorry if I am being thick.

How can you earn that during COVID but be eligible also for a loan as COVID has effected you? If anything tye effect for him was amazing.
The pandemic was his jackpot

Such a brilliant question that I would love somebody to put to him. Also, if you spent the years 2019-2023 carrying out media related work and racking up an income of £494,650 from just one client alone (he likely had others), how do you possibly end up liquidating a media company in March 2023 which went under with unpaid debts to the tune of over 70 grand?!

In order to legally qualify for a Covid bounce back loan of the size he obtained, D Media Ltd's turnover needed to be in the region of £80k. And that money is separate to the ECC grift as they never made payments to D Media. Add in any money that he's made through his relationships with Social Kind(ness), Suffolk council and the NHS, and you have a huge amount of income.

And yet he still managed to constantly look like he spent last night sleeping in a wheelie bin. So here's the question that keeps cropping up with this guy.... WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO, SIMON??!!!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Oh dear - starting to become the butt of jokes does not end well. Look at Monroe

 

[SendReceive]

The comments on his Xwitter post confirming that the Horizon GoFundMe has closed are unanimously negative. No sign of any flying monkeys anywhere.

If you’re reading this Simon, and let’s face it we know that you are, I hope you’re absolutely bricking it in your stinking skidmarked underpants about the £484k you leeched from taxpayers.

 

[Girty Drifter]

The NHS wastes so much money. From basic miscommunication between wards meaning duplicates of expensive prescriptions that get wasted, food wastage alone must cost millions. The management hierarchy is ridiculous. In my unit there are as many managers as staff almost. No idea what at least 10 of them actually manage, they just seem to have lots of meetings and send emails that a ward clerk could easily send.
It is no longer fit for purpose.

I was in some training a year or so ago with someone I hadn’t seen for ages. He’d fairly recently been promoted to b8, so asked him how it was going and he said he was looking for a new job as ‘I just sit in meetings all day’. He looked really despondent.

On topic, she’s got to be getting her narc kicks somewhere. She must have a sock on Twitter, but that won’t be enough as I’m sure it won’t have a glasto sized audience or it would have been spotted. Maybe something happened in 2023 that knocked her down a few pegs, but again you’d expect her to come out kicking and screaming rather than quietly slope* off. I’m sure she’ll show herself when the money starts to run out.

Edit: omg so many grifters about I keep thinking I’m on the Jack thread. I’m off to have more coffee and hope that this resets my brain a bit . Apologies all, bit embarrassing

 

[lilykestrel]

And here’s the problem with all of these left wing grifters… As soon as they’re found out, the cry goes up that they must be secret Tories. They aren’t. They’re just left wing grifters. The equation in some stupid people’s heads that being left wing automatically equates to them being the good guys shows why, as an audience, they are so vulnerable to these scams.
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there's also the flipside of "people bringing this up are right-wingers trying to bring good down" bla bla bla

Would like to out myself as a regular old bleeding-heart lefty, and a trade union and Labour card-carrier to boot. And I work for the public sector (and know from experience how many external suppliers float around the public sector like vultures, over-promising and under-delivering on contracts and rinsing public bodies out of public money, and it pisses me off), and spend so much of my working day making sure that everything I do around budgets and purchasing and invoicing is entirely by the book, and having to be an annoying nitpicker at times, so should we ever be audited we don't land in the shit.

If there are entirely reasonable explanations for everything (and I don't mean 'ethical', I mean in the sense that it can be shown that it has been done by the book, even if the way of the book is still a bit grubby), I'll hold my hands up. But at the moment, it stinks and looks highly sus. And I'm glad somebody has FOIAed it, because it is all entirely FOIAble.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Here’s hoping Ellis does his job


(SS from X)

 

[Nurseali]

Sorry if I am being thick.

How can you earn that during COVID but be eligible also for a loan as COVID has effected you? If anything tye effect for him was amazing.
The pandemic was his jackpot

 

[Jelly Bean]

I'm sorry what now??

Yes sadly it's true.
Found it all hilarious until he educated himself
As we pointed out at the time - it was inexcusable then Simon.

 

[mchops]

I do like the 'was ' in this quote

Mr Harris, who was a popular figure on the internet

 

[anniemouse]

Hahaha the comments on his tweet

 

[MavisBeacon]

I think these ones, like Monroe, pick on the lighthearted comments here, for eg she was a millionaire, and use that as a way to try to discredit the genuine serious allegations.
And you are right about the Horizon GFM. Fascinating that a relatively minor thing can turn the tide. In his case Horizon, in Monroe's Hunger Hurts Two. Looks like Tanskii's might be another beg for a new phone.

Alas, they grifted too close to the sun... I am delighted that 2024 is shaping up to be the year that people see sense and the worst Internet prigs and grifters tumble.

 

[SendReceive]

Has Essex police internet Zeleb Squad been called in?
so does Simon have an adhd diagnosis or what?

The similarities between Fatman Si and Jack Monroe are really stacking up!

Essex Celebrity Police Squad involvement
Financial irregularity on multiple levels including charity fundraising
Multiple unsatisfied CCJs
Bemoan lack of mortgage approval
Come from Essex
Look like they smell
Deactivate accounts when under scrutiny

Have I missed anything?

 

[lilykestrel]

oh my sweet summer squig

Tattlers do a Jim from the Office style look to camera

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Funny how he didn’t have a problem with the Conservatives paying him nearly half a million quid.

 

[CookieZippy]

I'm sure none of us could have seen this coming

 

[Bread]

I've had a low level of hatred for this little twonk for years. I kept asking why he did GFMs in HIS name rather than pointing people to the charity directly as GFM takes a cut - he never replied. I feel very clever that I started suspecting he was in GFM's pocket and then read about it on here. I feel like a true Tattler.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

It’s just going from bad to worse for them…

 

[HotesTilaire]

Half a mil Harris

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

To Simon's highly dubious credit he hasn't tweeted "GOT A JOB FOR YOU, PAL!" at a celebrity lawyer yet

 

[lilykestrel]

I hate how these people almost make me root for 30p