Silliest reason you’ve ghosted/stopped speaking to someone?

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I would defo ghost someone with a dirty toilet 😂 I also can’t stand guys who send unsolicited aubergine pics!

I’ve ghosted a lot of men who I thought could be the real thing because we’ve had our first phone call and they’ve sounded camper than a field of tents at a pride festival 🤣
 
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He went on about how coffee was superior to tea for a good 8 to 10 minutes after I briefly mentioned I'm not a big coffee drinker but I love tea. 😂 Okay Chad, enjoy your bean juice by yourself, jfc.
 
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I ghosted someone once because he had the same birthday as me. 💀😂
 
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Tbf that’s valid, I’d feel peeved I wouldn’t get the day to myself 💀
I made matters EVEN WORSE by texting him on our birthday like “happy birthday twinny!” 😭 he replied to wish me a happy birthday too

we ended up back in touch a while after and he wanted to take me out as I was newly single and I couldn’t get past the fact we were born on the same day so I ripped the band aid off and unfollowed him 😂
 
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Oh OH! I have a juicy one actually!

I met a guy on a night out when I was a hostess in a club and we got chatting in the VIP lounge after I’d finished my shift. He was hella funny, not creepy, my type, I was tipsy so offered him my number to which he replied, I already have it, you stopped replying? And showed me his phone with my name and number in there... that man (I found out later) is a premier league footballer with a long term GF and an illegitimate child with a wannabe zeleb.

I asked how he had my number and he told me where he asked for my number 18 months previously (for info: he wasn’t playing in the premiership, nobody knew who he was but he was funny as duck and my type) I remembered why I stopped replying to him - he was such a beg, constantly texting, I found it so overwhelming I ghosted him in favour of another man I’d met that night 🤣 nothing came of the other man either but I thank my lucky stars I ghosted him when I read what he’s been up to since I met him!
 
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Oh OH! I have a juicy one actually!

I met a guy on a night out when I was a hostess in a club and we got chatting in the VIP lounge after I’d finished my shift. He was hella funny, not creepy, my type, I was tipsy so offered him my number to which he replied, I already have it, you stopped replying? And showed me his phone with my name and number in there... that man (I found out later) is a premier league footballer with a long term GF and an illegitimate child with a wannabe zeleb.

I asked how he had my number and he told me where he asked for my number 18 months previously (for info: he wasn’t playing in the premiership, nobody knew who he was but he was funny as duck and my type) I remembered why I stopped replying to him - he was such a beg, constantly texting, I found it so overwhelming I ghosted him in favour of another man I’d met that night 🤣 nothing came of the other man either but I thank my lucky stars I ghosted him when I read what he’s been up to since I met him!
This is gold 😂
 
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He would text in slang. Like that awful kind of "yh wot r u doin 2day" 13 year old boy slang. Couldn't cope and wished I didnt give him my number, pretty face or not!
 
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I went on a date with this guy once and he looked like a pirate. Dead long hair and he looked a bit like Pete from TOWIE. He was not my type at all but tbh with you guys I was having a slaggy period because I'd just broke up with my ex. Anyway, we'd been on our first date and he was ok. Terrible kisser. Anyway, I keep rambling 😂 so we were texting and he randomly goes "did you think I look like Pete from TOWIE? Cos I think I do. I watch videos of him on YouTube so I can speak like him. Sometimes I forget my name is ____ and I think its Pete.' I was like wooooah ok. Never speaking to you again!
 
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I went on a date with this guy once and he looked like a pirate. Dead long hair and he looked a bit like Pete from TOWIE. He was not my type at all but tbh with you guys I was having a slaggy period because I'd just broke up with my ex. Anyway, we'd been on our first date and he was ok. Terrible kisser. Anyway, I keep rambling 😂 so we were texting and he randomly goes "did you think I look like Pete from TOWIE? Cos I think I do. I watch videos of him on YouTube so I can speak like him. Sometimes I forget my name is ____ and I think its Pete.' I was like wooooah ok. Never speaking to you again!
I am crying hahahahhahaha. That is tragic.
 
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I once stopped talking to someone because on our first (and only) date he ordered a Pina Colada at a country pub we went to. For me that was enough to call it quits 😂
 
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I made matters EVEN WORSE by texting him on our birthday like “happy birthday twinny!” 😭 he replied to wish me a happy birthday too

we ended up back in touch a while after and he wanted to take me out as I was newly single and I couldn’t get past the fact we were born on the same day so I ripped the band aid off and unfollowed him 😂
My ex boyfriend had the same first name as me 😂😯
 
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I went on a date with this guy once and he looked like a pirate. Dead long hair and he looked a bit like Pete from TOWIE. He was not my type at all but tbh with you guys I was having a slaggy period because I'd just broke up with my ex. Anyway, we'd been on our first date and he was ok. Terrible kisser. Anyway, I keep rambling 😂 so we were texting and he randomly goes "did you think I look like Pete from TOWIE? Cos I think I do. I watch videos of him on YouTube so I can speak like him. Sometimes I forget my name is ____ and I think its Pete.' I was like wooooah ok. Never speaking to you again!
HAHAHAHA

(that reminds me of the pirate sex thread on Mumsnet... woman's other half kept going 'arrr matey' (or something along those lines - it was very pirate-y) at the time that, ahem, he saw the face of God 💦 (is that blasphemous? :oops: soz) :ROFLMAO:
 
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His nails. We were at dinner on a first date and it's all I could see. I pushed it away and we went on three more dates before it drove me too up the wall and I decided I couldn't see him anymore... he then blocked me 😭 to this day I can't stand men with long nails or men with bitten to the nub nails... I am way too hard to please
 
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One time I went on a date with this girl and she took me to Wetherspoons 🤣 cos she works there and gets discount. She got a curry and started running her finger round the sauce and licked it off her fingers 😂 you get a no from me hun! Just never spoke to her again
 
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