The resilience level of some of these huns
I agree part is attention seeking and content but I don’t think that’s all of it.
Hunitis seems to crop up about every 6-8 weeks, typically after a holiday or weekend sesh, often lasting from Monday morning until Friday at 5PM.
Symptoms: include an extreme reaction to any existing minor ailments. Minor colds turn into infections, nausea into hypermesis, and minor aches and pains into mysterious illnesses.
Duration: typically lasts from 1-2 weeks, or until life responsibilities are taken care of by others and it’s time to go on the piss or a holiday.
Treatment: A treatment regimen is required, and should be followed strictly. Start with 1post of Text about your ailments, 3 hours later follow with 1post of yourself looking super duper sick, then follow with a screenshot of all the DMs you receive. A more aggressive treatment option is to go silent for 2 days, in which mass does of attention are administered when the patient returns. Alternate between dramatic posts and pathetic selfies for a period of 4 days OR until
symptoms resolve Saturday
Tips to Avoid Hunitis: Seek healthy, meaningful relationships with people in your life, be honest with yourself about who you are, and find validation and support in other areas of your life rather than the internet
Symptoms should resolve with generous doses of attention and and avoidance of responsibility