Lewis Hamilton being a dick, quelle surprise.
He looks like Gail Platt.I still don't get how anyone gets past his wife she has followed him this entire tour. She looks awful thin now though, really bony. I wonder if she has an eating disorder or another habit that causes weight loss. She's had to buy new boobs because her natural ones disappeared!
Although it's a killer move to make him dress so bad so no one wants to shag him anymore
Gail is far prettierHe looks like Gail Platt.
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He’s a spoilt, lacking in common sense, brat.Lewis Hamilton was incredibly rude to me despite me being the one paying him.
See, I've got the opposite experience of him. I've worked with him and he was nice! Professional, did what he was there to do and was just really pleasant. Spoke the same to the lowly people as he did to the people with obviously more clout.Lewis Hamilton being a dick, quelle surprise.
Is this the person Lorraine Kelly or the character Lorraine Kelly? Always get them mixed up for some reason.On the Lorraine Kelly/growler, er, front: some years ago a magazine arranged, for some bizarre reason, to photograph her in the infamous Christine Keeler pose. This was to be done, 'in the best possible taste,' by airbrushing out her knickers. Lorraine being Lorraine, however, only needed a couple of pics before announcing that she 'may as well' go Full Metal Growler, so off came the pants.
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It reminds me of that awful attention seeker Victoria Bateman. If you recall, she's the academic at Cambridge who keeps looking for 'causes' that justify (at least in her tiny hamster-wheeled mind) her taking her clothes off in public.Thank you for helping me with my minimal eating plan, I’m too nauseous to eat now
Imagine her peeling her growler off that seat after a long photo shoot.On the Lorraine Kelly/growler, er, front: some years ago a magazine arranged, for some bizarre reason, to photograph her in the infamous Christine Keeler pose. This was to be done, 'in the best possible taste,' by airbrushing out her knickers. Lorraine being Lorraine, however, only needed a couple of pics before announcing that she 'may as well' go Full Metal Growler, so off came the pants.
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No I do NOT want to imagine that, thank you very much! No possessions, no sky above us, and no religion, too, yes, if I must, but I refuse to imagine anything about Kelly's growler (although, now you mention it, that WOULD make for a very good name for a pub. I'd drink there, anyway. 'Fancy a pint or two down Kelly's Growler?' 'Yeah, can't wait!').Imagine her peeling her growler off that seat after a long photo shoot.
Henceforth, we shall have a virtual boozer we can retire to after a hard day’s tattling. I hereby declare Kelly’s Growler open. [cuts ribbon to mild applause]No I do NOT want to imagine that, thank you very much! No possessions, no sky above us, and no religion, too, yes, if I must, but I refuse to imagine anything about Kelly's growler (although, now you mention it, that WOULD make for a very good name for a pub. I'd drink there, anyway. 'Fancy a pint or two down Kelly's Growler?' 'Yeah, can't wait!').
Fabulous idea.Could be a franchise.A Growler on every high street.No I do NOT want to imagine that, thank you very much! No possessions, no sky above us, and no religion, too, yes, if I must, but I refuse to imagine anything about Kelly's growler (although, now you mention it, that WOULD make for a very good name for a pub. I'd drink there, anyway. 'Fancy a pint or two down Kelly's Growler?' 'Yeah, can't wait!').
for some reason the use of “mild applause” is killing meHenceforth, we shall have a virtual boozer we can retire to after a hard day’s tattling. I hereby declare Kelly’s Growler open. [cuts ribbon to mild applause]
ON EVERY HIGH STREETFabulous idea.Could be a franchise.A Growler on every high street.
Come take a seatHenceforth, we shall have a virtual boozer we can retire to after a hard day’s tattling. I hereby declare Kelly’s Growler open. [cuts ribbon to mild applause]
The mark it would leave behind would be like the Turin shroud, or maybe like when a bird flies into a window and leaves the outline of it's body.
I first heard of it via Bo Selecta (specifically the Mel B parody), but I assume it predates that.Where did 'growler' even come from?! It's the perfect word for it, weirdly.
Are we talking about ladies bits??Where did 'growler' even come from?! It's the perfect word for it, weirdly.
Back in the late '90's, I used to know someone who was in the entertainment promotions business.and Nell McAndrew (agent hung up on me - this was in 2017, not 1996 when she might have at least been a name!)
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