Secret Celebrity Gossip #81

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Got told to duck myself by Michael Gambon (2nd Dumbledore) a few years back. Worked near the theatres on Aldwych, saw him sitting outside a cafe, must have been in a play. Watched him mumbling to himself, get up, spit in the road. Sit back down. (Didn't realise he was ill).

Don't usually approach celebs but wanted an autograph for a family member who was a fan. Walked up, "excuse me m...." "Go duck yourself". Spat on floor in front of me.

Walked about 20 yards, turned around and shouted "if you'd have told Harry Potter to duck himself I wouldnt have had to sit through 7 crappy films." Giggled and looked around. Nobody heard my hilarious comeback. Walked off. Apparently he's an hole to everybody.

Ps. Don't care about Saville or Rolf Harris, but if these rumours on here are true about David Jason that will break me. As most brits I consider the Trotters to be the real Royal Family, and Del Boy as our king. Please be false.

You 'don't care' about Saville or Harris?
That's a bit of a strange take tbh.

 

[thegirlscout]

Random but does anyone know why Simon McCoy quit GB news and just disappeared?

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Got told to duck myself by Michael Gambon (2nd Dumbledore) a few years back. Worked near the theatres on Aldwych, saw him sitting outside a cafe, must have been in a play. Watched him mumbling to himself, get up, spit in the road. Sit back down. (Didn't realise he was ill).

Don't usually approach celebs but wanted an autograph for a family member who was a fan. Walked up, "excuse me m...." "Go duck yourself". Spat on floor in front of me.

Walked about 20 yards, turned around and shouted "if you'd have told Harry Potter to duck himself I wouldnt have had to sit through 7 crappy films." Giggled and looked around. Nobody heard my hilarious comeback. Walked off. Apparently he's an hole to everybody.

Ps. Don't care about Saville or Rolf Harris, but if these rumours on here are true about David Jason that will break me. As most brits I consider the Trotters to be the real Royal Family, and Del Boy as our king. Please be false.

Miserable senile old man should have been more respectful.

 

[thegirlscout]

What rumours about David Jason? I haven't heard anything.

Allegedly that he’s a pedalo etc but the authorities are waiting until he dies to release anything? It’s ridiculous, after Saville no one would wait, especially not the police.

 

[PeteM]

This is where the rumours stem from - hard to find any news articles online about this, which in itself is suspicious...

 

[sistersofpercy]

Ive not heard those rumours, but have read a few calling him a miserable twit and saying he’s not the nicest of blokes in real life.

As for Beckham, I can only conclude he struck a deal with Tussaud’s as a body double for his own waxwork.

 

[Mark81]

Got told to duck myself by Michael Gambon (2nd Dumbledore) a few years back. Worked near the theatres on Aldwych, saw him sitting outside a cafe, must have been in a play. Watched him mumbling to himself, get up, spit in the road. Sit back down. (Didn't realise he was ill).

Don't usually approach celebs but wanted an autograph for a family member who was a fan. Walked up, "excuse me m...." "Go duck yourself". Spat on floor in front of me.

Walked about 20 yards, turned around and shouted "if you'd have told Harry Potter to duck himself I wouldnt have had to sit through 7 crappy films." Giggled and looked around. Nobody heard my hilarious comeback. Walked off. Apparently he's an hole to everybody.

Ps. Don't care about Saville or Rolf Harris, but if these rumours on here are true about David Jason that will break me. As most brits I consider the Trotters to be the real Royal Family, and Del Boy as our king. Please be false.

Surprised by this, a friend of mine met him at a cafe a few years back in Winchester and he was lovely and even took pics

You 'don't care' about Saville or Harris?
That's a bit of a strange take tbh.

Pretty sure they mean they have no nostalgic emotional connection to them, unlike David Jason and only Fools which obviously is one of their favourites

 

[LoopyLou47]

This has just come up on tik tok and I seriously did not recognise him! Top comment was someone who thought it was Simon Cowell at first.
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Has he had a hair transplant and plastic surgery?

 

[LaBlonde]

There was some Paolo Nutini chat a few threads back. Just saw him headline at Trnsmt tonight and he was amazing. Best gig I've ever seen, his vocals were incredible and he did some really cool stuff with the arrangements of his old songs.

There was chat on here about him being a junkie etc. But he looked healthy, sober and happy. And really glad to be back.

He is the one true love of my life.

this makes me very happy because the one time i saw him he was absolutely wasted and could barely sing. i love his voice!

i did see him on tv a few weeks back and thought he was looking really well so credit to him if he’s sober (it sounds and appears like he is).

 

[Serene Serena]

There was some Paolo Nutini chat a few threads back. Just saw him headline at Trnsmt tonight and he was amazing. Best gig I've ever seen, his vocals were incredible and he did some really cool stuff with the arrangements of his old songs.

There was chat on here about him being a junkie etc. But he looked healthy, sober and happy. And really glad to be back.

He is the one true love of my life.

I am so so happy to read that

 

[petitspois]

Random but does anyone know why Simon McCoy quit GB news and just disappeared?

He married Emma Samms from Dynasty so is probably somewhere enjoying just how much he's punching above his weight.

 

[Picklesal]

Thread 81 ... the same age as Cliff Richard. Otherwise known as 'H', The Don, Dr Evil

So Cliff shares not only the same birthday but birth year as my mother in law and she's 84, so not only is he a deadly hitman he lies about his age!!

 

[LaBlonde]

So Cliff shares not only the same birthday but birth year as my mother in law and she's 84, so not only is he a deadly hitman he lies about his age!!

exactly the same birthday as cliff “the don” richard?!

you need to start tracking your MIL’s movements.

 

[L3moning]

I'm Exactly the same age as the football player Billy Sharp, but I'm not good at football

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Chanelle Hayes flashes engagement ring and kisses fiancé Dan Bingham

The 34-year-old put on a loved-up display with her fiancé Dan Bingham while walking their dogs at the Newmillerdam Country Park in Wakefield, West Yorkshire on Friday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Not at all sold herself out for some wedding money with some staged pap photos. The photographer just happened to be there and when you're walking your dog in public that's just how everyone obviously behaves with regular PDAs.

 

[Jackie Brown]

This has just come up on tik tok and I seriously did not recognise him! Top comment was someone who thought it was Simon Cowell at first.
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Oh my god, I didn't recognise him. What's happened to his face?! And those trousers....

Random but does anyone know why Simon McCoy quit GB news and just disappeared?

He realised it was awful and he's gone somewhere to lick his wounds and repair his reputation and media career. Maybe Fox News will have him.

 

[Simply_The_Bestest]

Ps. Don't care about Saville or Rolf Harris, but if these rumours on here are true about David Jason that will break me. As most brits I consider the Trotters to be the real Royal Family, and Del Boy as our king. Please be false.

The only reason I'd like the David Jason rumours to be true is to upend all the pri*ks who like to nickname themselves Del Boy and then force it upon people.

'I'm a great bloke without an original thought in my head call me Del Boy!'

 

[Nelly's mum]

This has just come up on tik tok and I seriously did not recognise him! Top comment was someone who thought it was Simon Cowell at first.
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Wonder what he has done to his face, he looks awful! Fillers, lip fillers, turkey teef, upper lid lift, beard dye ( never know why men do this, it looks stupid), botox - he shouldn't have done anything, he was a good looking man and would have looked so much better without it

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Mr Mistletoe and Crime

If we did thread titles, that would win.


As for Beckham, he's been looking strange for a little while now. Too much hair dye for starters. His eyes also look tiny. All very odd.

 

[Echo]

This has just come up on tik tok and I seriously did not recognise him! Top comment was someone who thought it was Simon Cowell at first.
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His face looks like a melting wax work! What the duck has he done?!