Secret Celebrity Gossip #81

[Girl In The Corner]

The ex-model wife of the Top Gear star said: “I’m feeling really quite raw and all over the place”
(I’ve literally just found out he’s been shagging anything with a pulse, again)

The mum of three bravely admitted: “What I might have put up with in the past, I probably wouldn’t put up with now, and the same for him.”
(Now I’m on’t tele box meself i’m gonna show our Paddy i ain’t no doormat anymore, Dan Wootens on’t my I hate Paddy WhatsApp Group)

Christine, 34, said: “I can’t deny we are having a very, very difficult time.
(Paddy’s sleeping in the famous Max and Paddy motor home)

“It’s just — we’ve been together 15 years, 11 years married: we are gonna have ups and downs — but this situation at the minute — I don’t want to go into it too much but I will just say that I didn’t cause this situation.”
(Look I’ve already told you he’s sticking his Bolton banger in all sorts, I’m obviously not going to leave him but i will pose in my pants exclusively for your paper while i whinge about the dirty old dog)

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I know he has his own thread on here, but is anyone else sick to the back teeth of Dan Wootton commenting on British politics like he’s some kind of broadcasting heavyweight with an in depth knowledge on Westminster? Aside from a monumental cunt, he’s just a showbiz gossip reporter from NZ who used to sit on Lorraine Kelly’s sofa in a morning prattling on about Strictly etc. What gives him the right to spout off about our political system?

 

[Salacious]

My favourite Wootton story (via Popbitch)

 

[I'm that Diva]

This has just come up on tik tok and I seriously did not recognise him! Top comment was someone who thought it was Simon Cowell at first.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

He must have a very dull home life because he chooses to work pretty much all day every day of the week. The only vaguely interesting thing about him is the shirts he wears. I like Owen Jones and I think he should replace Vine with immediate effect.

Oh god no. Owen Jones is nasty, misogynstic, bullying little shit. He should never be allowed to open his mouth in public.

 

[Sea]

Sinitta, 58, says at 18 I discovered I had a twin sister

Sinitta reveals that when she was 18 her twin sister flew to the UK to find her. The singer, 58, says that she did not that she had a sister until this moment

www.dailymail.co.uk

Back to that old question on Tattle. How old is Sinitta? … if her Mum is 77 and she had her when she was 14…. Sinitta claims she is “58”….. I will leave this one here

Is her twin the same age as her???

 

[JCMSadie]

There was some Paolo Nutini chat a few threads back. Just saw him headline at Trnsmt tonight and he was amazing. Best gig I've ever seen, his vocals were incredible and he did some really cool stuff with the arrangements of his old songs.

There was chat on here about him being a junkie etc. But he looked healthy, sober and happy. And really glad to be back.

He is the one true love of my life.

 

[childofthe70s]

We mentioned Patricia Routledge's escapades on here - this is a photo someone shared of her recently on a train. She's looking great for 93.

 

[ForeverMakingJibesWicked]

Alison Moyet wants single-sex toilets kept to protect women

The 61-year-old singer, complained women are 'unable' to tell men to leave female-only toilets. 'In rehearsals washing my hands a bloke... took the stall one foot from me,' she tweeted.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well, it seems Alison Moyet will be next in line to be cancelled and have death threats volleyed at her.

Ps I am being really careful not to open this up to a debate about trans rights, I know that Mumsnet had umpteen posters pollute thread after thread after thread with this debate… but I like Alf and think she’s making an acceptable statement here.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

The trans community has been infiltrated by misogynists and perverts. Sex offenders who suddenly announce ‘ I identify as female’ buy a cheap wig and wear badly applied make up but have absolutely no intention of properly transitioning. They just want access to vulnerable women and girls. It’s frightening that they are being allowed to get away with it. Surely a genuine trans person would want to properly transition to the other sex?

 

[PeteM]

He Bangs (His Nephew)

 

[Miss Begotten]

Has anyone watched the news this morning?

Mo Farah has revealed he was actually trafficked over here as a child and his name isn't Mohammed Farah

Its an incredible story. Considering the attitude in this country towards “illegal immigrants” - or as people like Mo Farah should be more accurately called, trafficked children, I think he’s been very courageous to be so honest.

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

Is anyone aware of Michael Gove's superinjunction?

Apparently he was caught in a compromising position during a trip to Europe in 2021. With his male Special Adviser.

That's why Sarah Vine left him.

And just to add insult to injury, this is his SpAd, Josh Grimstone.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Oooooh!

 

[Serene Serena]

She’s commented before. I’m sure she’s prepared for what will come at her.

She's 61 and, quite rightly, does not give a fuck.

 

[Makadeni]

Got told to fuck myself by Michael Gambon (2nd Dumbledore) a few years back. Worked near the theatres on Aldwych, saw him sitting outside a cafe, must have been in a play. Watched him mumbling to himself, get up, spit in the road. Sit back down. (Didn't realise he was ill).

Don't usually approach celebs but wanted an autograph for a family member who was a fan. Walked up, "excuse me m...." "Go fuck yourself". Spat on floor in front of me.

Walked about 20 yards, turned around and shouted "if you'd have told Harry Potter to fuck himself I wouldnt have had to sit through 7 shitty films." Giggled and looked around. Nobody heard my hilarious comeback. Walked off. Apparently he's an arsehole to everybody.

Ps. Don't care about Saville or Rolf Harris, but if these rumours on here are true about David Jason that will break me. As most brits I consider the Trotters to be the real Royal Family, and Del Boy as our king. Please be false.

 

[FrannyGallops]

As a teenage girl, I’d planned on marrying Axl and his little white hot pants. Can’t help but think my failure to facilitate this was probably a very lucky escape.

Definitely a lucky escape

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I find beckham utterly grotesque.

 

[Ennui]

Thread 81 ... the same age as Cliff Richard. Otherwise known as 'H', The Don, Dr Evil

Mr Mistletoe and Crime

 

[LaBlonde]

elon musk’s response to having twins with one of his executives is nick cannon’s reply is double