Secret Celebrity Gossip #161

[Affiliatemebaby]

I see we weren’t the only people who picked up on Judi Love last night. Looks like she spoke for the nation.

 

[Mancunian]

If I had the money I'd only go VIP own loos, in the interim happier watching at home, on TV and not surrounded by stinky crusty loos and like humans.

(Same with camping "holidays" - why sleep in a tent in a bag and share shower blocks if you can sleep in a hotel ensuite)

Reminds me of that Facebook meme:
If by 'camping' you mean I'll be able to see the woods from my hotel room, then yes, I'll come camping.

 

[EL1976]

What if she wanted a poo?

What if she wanted a poo?

She could shit in the sand and cover it over like a cat

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I give you ‘flange ‘ for your consideration !

I see your 'flange' and raise your 'clunge'.

 

[Mancunian]

gender non-conforming

Spoiler: Spoilered to avoid derailing thread

Can someone - anyone ??? - name the person/people who came up with the 'gender conforming' lists that are used to define 'gender non-conforming', and where these lists can be found (maybe online somewhere) ? Also, what gave them the qualification/authority to create these lists ?

I'm pretty sure that, to some extent, almost everyone is 'gender non-conforming' in some way or other, regardless of how the lists are put together.

I'm a straight man, but have no real interest in football - and I absolutely hate most other sports. I'm sure that would put me in the 'GNC' category.

 

[thegirlscout]

My theory is that Andrew Tate is gay and can’t come to terms with his sexuality so is using misogyny, homophobia and racism as a way to ‘prove’ his manliness and or divert away from his true identity.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

All this Met Gala talk and I can’t believe no one has mentioned Barry Keoghan turning up as the Artful Dodger/Willy Wonka. It’s like what someone who’s been told to dress classy would wear because they think it’s ‘posh’. ‘I know, a TOP HAT!!!’
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i can’t remember who said it on here but they can dress him up all they want, he’s always going to be the odd wee lad of the scheme

 

[MissHavisham]

I know a couple of people who have had dealing with Bear Grylls in real life and they both said (totally independently) that he's a tit

His sons are called Marmaduke, Huckleberry and Jesse so that fits.

 

[Gingerprincess]

It’s nice he’s covered his arse for once

 

[Sea]

Drake who isn't a duck

 

[Mancunian]

What does everyone think of the Kendrick/Drake rap beef, then?

Here in the UK, we have the Joey Barton / Jeremy Vine spat

"Big bike nonce"

 

[Boogs]

Today I learned that Rod Stewart played a free NYE show in Brazil, at Copacabana beach, Rio, in 1994.

4.2 MILLION people attended.

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Someone on my Facebook was at Madonna’s concert in Rio last night which was attended by over 1.6 million people which she declared was the largest ever concert for any artist. I’m sat on my hands now to stop myself from typing Rod got there first.

 

[Clytemnestra]

The Cure - none of whom appear to be medically qualified.
Doctor and the Medics - see above.

Hang on - the DM specified that SlowThai wasn't Thai - were they in fact saying he's a bit slow? Hmm.

 

[CarmenGhia]

A dogphobe hosting For The Love of Dogs is like something from a Fast Show sketch.

They should get Tom Hardy to do it.

 

[Eureka]

I once got murderously stared at for eating chocolate backstage at London Fashion Week, so you're probably right.

Rita's dress reminds me of one of theose 1970s bead curtains people used to keep flies out.

A perverse part of me would love to go to one of those high fashion events and scoff a takeaway and family size fruit and nut

 

[Mancunian]

this podcast has put me right off Steven

I can't name any one reason to dislike him, but there's just that 'something' about him that sets off some kind of 6th sense in me. I have absolutely no idea why though.

 

[FrannyGallops]

I think the colour is nice but the cut doesn't suit him.

Hmm, not sure tbh. It reminds me of this. All that was missing was the hat (maybe he could have borrowed Bazza’s)

 

[LilPinkie]

The Strokes, who are not into gentle fondling or have to apply the F.A.S.T test on a regular basis.

 

[Mark81]

Isn't the whole point of going to the MET gala to attract attention to yourself? Maybe she should have stayed home.

In fairness by doing the opposite maybe she was hoping to stand out

But let's face it, the met gala isn't what it used to be. It's less A list and more wannabes attention seeking and the fashion is more show as much skin as possibly rather than something avant garde
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It's the fact you've had a generation of young people growing idolising them that really gets me

It's the fact that the same generation who slam everything in the past as sexist and problematic are the same ones who adore the kardashians and love island.

 

[Miss Begotten]

What exactly is Rita Ora famous for? She had a few records years ago but seems to have gained all these high profile presenting jobs ( I think she's a judge on the US version of The Masked Singer ). In the words of Nikki Graham - who is she???

There pics of her returning to her hotel in her see through monstrosity. She's covering her breasts looking bashful while her husband walks beside her. A gentleman would at least have the manners to offer his jacket to protect her modesty.

Rita Ora protecting her modesty??
Come off it. Getting her tits out is literally her job. You don’t think Taika married her for her huge intellect and sparkling conversation?