Secret Celebrity Gossip #161

[Por Que?]

do you think all the ladies with their nipples and/or bottoms out at the Met are feeling disappointed that their attempts to be edgy are anything but, not least because there are too many others doing the same thing? Even Sam Smith realised letting everything hang out wasn’t a good plan of attack

That flesh coloured body suit that forms most of Rita Ora’s outfit is repugnant and was all wrinkled up when she moved her body - flesh coloured fabric only works when there’s sufficient nice fabric to balance it out and create an illusion. As soon as there is more flesh fabric than actual fabric it gives me the boak and I can’t understand why someone would put something like that on and say yes that’s the one.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Emma Bunton thinks her (just turned) 13 year old son is a girl.

There's no need for that. At all. She's supporting her child.

 

[FrannyGallops]

This isnt a bad thing in the slightest but compared to the rest of them I think she’s aged into the really ordinary. If you saw her without knowing who she was you wouldn’t think she was a member of this “revolutionary” band. She just looks like one of the mums at school. her fashion sense is pretty mainstream, she doesn’t ever really speak out about anything or have any contreversy following her. She’s just gone off and lived a pretty quiet life and probably got it right.

She’s going to age into Judy Finnegan. You wait and you’ll see I’m right. It’s the fivehead.

 

[KatLit]

I've found my people.

My idea of "roughing it" is an ensuite but no balcony!

 

[Samf2020]

A perverse part of me would love to go to one of those high fashion events and scoff a takeaway and family size fruit and nut

And keep offering people some of it

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ugh ffs, North West has been cast in a Lion King production at Hollywood Bowl

North West, Heather Headley, and Lebo M. Join The Cast of THE LION KING at The Hollywood Bowl

North West will make her Hollywood Bowl debut, alongside Tony and GRAMMY Award-winning Broadway star Heather Headley and Grammy Award winner, Tony Award nominee and the voice and spirit of The Lion King, Lebo M. in The Lion King at the Hollywood Bowl.

www.broadwayworld.com

But, but she got the part entirely because of her enormous talent and years of hard work! It’s nothing whatsoever to do with her parents.
*eyes roll so far I can see out of the back of my fucking head*

 

[House of Tea]

All these haters of women’s body parts. Are they women themselves, or women hating posters? Let’s have a few for the male appendage - smegma sausage, cheesy knob, useless article.

 

[Serene Serena]

I think so. Didn't he also say it was his love of eating pussy that caused his throat cancer

Yes, the HPV virus can cause throat cancer and good old Michael took that as read that oral sex gave him the disease. Lucky Catherine Zeta Jones eh? First John Leslie, then him. Eurgh.

 

[Beverley Macker]

Amal Clooney had the worst fake pregnancy ever. They were so careful to make sure that they avoided saying she gave birth in case they had to back track.

“This morning Amal and George welcomed Ella and Alexander Clooney into their lives,” said the statement. “Ella, Alexander and Amal are all healthy, happy and doing fine. George is sedated and should recover in a few days.”

Oh! The japes! Let’s get a shit joke in to try and distract people from the weird wording.

 

[Restless Native]

Not the best photo to choose to wish your daughter happy birthday. He’s looking directly at her chest!!!

Well his dad was an old rapey pervert

 

[Fifah1907]

Some kind of sex oblong with robbie williams, Ant and jonathan wilkes apparently

idk why but sex oblong had me burst out laughing

 

[Beverley Macker]

There’s a thread on Mumsnet about Michael Barrymore at the moment, couple of posters (I.e. Barrymore) desperately going on about libel and telling posters who are critical to shut up,as there’s no proof etc.
Has he got a bot from in China liking his TikTok’s and monitoring shit said about him or something? its creepy as fuck.

 

[Eureka]

There are not enough words to describe how much I hate the Met Gala. I always lose a bit of respect for anyone who attends.

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

This guy...lol
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We are all that guy

 

[petitspois]

Is it true they pay to attend? what on earth happens inside? I googled it and there's a meal and a show but, given most of them don't eat and can't sit down in their dresses, how does that play out? do they just stand around for a bit then go home, fart and eat a burger?

 

[Missmopps]

I have no real opinions on Ruth and Eamonn but the way he ripped Philth apart made my life at the time

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I like Eamonn, he doesn’t talk shit and can’t hide his real feelings. I’m sure he’s not easy to live with so I’m sure Ruth hasn’t always had it easy. I hope she gives as good as she gets. I think she does.. However, This interview was gold! Watched it live! Can’t stand that little runt Philith
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Love Olly Alexander, his energy, his confidence and his voice just brilliant tonight.
but I absolutely hated the staging and theming - grubby.

I agree. It was seedy and dirty looking.

 

[petitspois]

Moist.

'Moist panty gusset' tops the lot then.

 

[Pinkii]

Kim has said she would do anything for fashion, even if its painful, so i can imagine she had no qualms about her insides being squashed.

don’t know why she insists on having that piss yellow hair at the Met every year

 

[CarmenGhia]

I don't know if I believe much of the stuff about Clooney but it's so well known they've got to be taking the piss with that headline

Someone I know who works in a legal-adjacent field explained to me what Amal's credentials as a barrister actually were. She was a fairly junior member of her chambers and the majority of her work had nothing to do with human rights. There is a website where you can check. Apparently Rob Rinder was quite well-regarded and worked on some major criminal cases, although he specialised in fraud.

 

[Multi-21]

I’m so cynical about him suddenly having a cute puppy. I can remember him saying he didn’t like dogs and he was obviously uncomfortable with the ones on TM.

The puppy is pure PR. Gives him something to post and be seen out and about on walks with for the paps. I’d put money on him doing an interview saying the puppy gave him a reason to get up in the mornings and get out of the house when that was last thing he felt like doing