Secret Celebrity Gossip #161

[LilPinkie]

Is there a worse word than “panties”? I think not.

I’ll take “panties” over “moist” any day.

 

[Miss Begotten]

From the Met Gala.
Someone treating it with the gravitas it deserves

 

[Mancunian]

I’ll take “panties” over “moist” any day.

Nah - keep 'moist' and drop 'panties'

 

[Missmopps]

Anyone for a chunk of sponge? It’s very moist you know!

 

[MoistPlinth]

Moist.

Oi! Moist is the queen of words!

 

[Baby Giraffe]

Moist is a word that 99% of the time is gross and then it's used in relation to cake and it's perfectly fine in that context. Panties is NEVER fine.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Moist is a word that 99% of the time is gross and then it's used in relation to cake and it's perfectly fine in that context. Panties is NEVER fine.

What about titties?

(JK, it’s horrible)

 

[TheMogadon]

Moist is a word that 99% of the time is gross and then it's used in relation to cake and it's perfectly fine in that context. Panties is NEVER fine.

Im glad I’m not American nor have I ever had sex with one because any man telling me he’s gonna rip my panties off would be met with a dust cloud of sand from my Sahara fanny so fast

 

[petitspois]

Moist is a word that 99% of the time is gross and then it's used in relation to cake and it's perfectly fine in that context. Panties is NEVER fine.

Moist is NEVER fine! Just say ‘this cake isn’t dry at all’ and everyone will realise what you mean and thank you for not using the m word.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Ed Sheeran went under the radar at the met. I mean....

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Quite like these two looks though

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Josh O'Connor looks like a clown.

Those Loewe shoes with the weird bulbous toes are awful.

 

[Peachsquish]

What about titties?

(JK, it’s horrible)

Or ever worse tiddies

 

[Pontyslapper]

I present to you ladies and gents.... my mate Dave the builder and his world famous

Sweaty Moist Gusset

hanging nonchalantly below his ample bollocks cupping gently the slow relentless drip of his crack moisture.

I thank you!! The toilets are situated at the rear of the auditorium. Mind you don't trip on the two small steps as Dave has just left for a cracking tit thats just crowning after threatening for the last hour, lads!

 

[Restless Native]

Bristols

Big diddies

Funbags

Chebs

Sorry I've veered into slang territory

 

[Multi-21]

Just seen Zoe Ball’s mum died in 12 weeks since her diagnosis, no wonder she was taking time off the radio. Horrible disease

 

[Villanelly]

Im glad I’m not American nor have I ever had sex with one because any man telling me he’s gonna rip my panties off would be met with a dust cloud of sand from my Sahara fanny so fast

I'd still be a virgin.

 

[Goldilocks3108]

She’s got brass balls considering she looks like my granny bumbling around in her housecoat. duck off Anna I might not have your money but I can pull a better look together from H&M

And her hair looks like Lego hair.

I can’t imagine what the hell Bill Nighy sees in her, they’re a most unlikely couple

 

[Curlygirl28]

What about titties?

(JK, it’s horrible)

Came here to say titties!! Ugh it gives me the ick even typing it.

 

[Sea]

You

Im glad I’m not American nor have I ever had sex with one because any man telling me he’s gonna rip my panties off would be met with a dust cloud of sand from my Sahara fanny so fast

Would that be sandy fanny - your vagina? or the American fanny- your arse?

I hate pantyhose. Its tights dammit, it's tights!

 

[petitspois]

Moi St Gusset sounds like a great chap.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I hate the way plural words have been dropped - eg a shoe, a trouser, a lip. Why can’t people speak correctly?