It's sad when people that are known as a pair are split by death. It brings to mind when Rik Mayal died and Adrian Edmondson said "There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing... And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard." Heartbreaking
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Christian 'Coco Pop' Horner comes across as a twit but sadly very typical of many men so it's more of an ick than outrageous. I think the utter banality of most of it will be what sticks around - oh and the vaseline-slicked finger injury penis pic of course.
I think he thinks he is Jesus.
BIB - it may have been in the Metro's 60 seconds but many years ago the actress Julie Peasgood (was in Brookside) told of how she was flashed on two separate occasions on the same train journey
I can't believe that this news upset me too, I always felt he was one of lives good guys and I got a real comfort from watching the hairy bikers.
Nice to see Geri getting her karma. Losing him as she found him 
Lowest point of the day so far: explaining to my 88yo Nan what a dick pic is. Yes, Nan, a photo of a penis. An erect one. On a phone. Sent by a man to a woman he fancies.
She’s had to have a nip of brandy in her cuppa before turning on Sky Sports for F1 updates.
She’s had to have a nip of brandy in her cuppa before turning on Sky Sports for F1 updates.
Eurovision entry
I can’t stand this little prick. He’s not anywhere near as talented as he thinks he is and his smug little face boils my piss
I really like it. I see the usual whingers are out in force, would they rather we went back to the days of Englebert Humperdink and Blue?
Reminds me of the time my Granny was reading the latest Jackie Collins and asked me what a 69 was. It was explained to her but she refused to believe they were real
No I can see her going all out in Victorian mourning dress
Jeez I feel sorry for Geri. Horny Horner is about as sexy as a haddock going by those texts
🥱Perennial question in the secret celeb gossip threads
( replace dick for growler at will)Incurable curiosity. I know what a snowball, a buttered bun and a chocolate milkshake are and I wish to god I didn’tPerennial question in the secret celeb gossip threads
Why? I don’t. She already knew full well what a sleazy fucker he was, she can hardly pretend to be surprised.No I can see her going all out in Victorian mourning dress
Jeez I feel sorry for Geri. Horny Horner is about as sexy as a haddock going by those texts
Reminds me of back in the 80’s when AIDS first reared its ugly head and there were all the advertising campaigns etc. My Mum asked me (I was about 15 at the time) what a heterosexual was.Reminds me of the time my Granny was reading the latest Jackie Collins and asked me what a 69 was. It was explained to her but she refused to believe they were real
I...is this on urban dictionary....I want to know but I'm also scared.Incurable curiosity. I know what a snowball, a buttered bun and a chocolate milkshake are and I wish to god I didn’t
Having seen the texts on Reddit and assuming they are correct - he is a sleazy try hard who can't read when a woman is not particularly keen and she deserves well north of 650K for listening to him 'explode' at the end of his phone calls (eeeeuw).
And how much of an idiot is he to send d*ck pics ?
Finally, allegedly, he slags of Geri and how he has to act a certain way when he's with her and he's fed up of it (of boo hoo Horner, shouldn't have left Bev then should you).
She should leave him, but she won't.
*steps of ranty soapbox
I don't particularly care about Miley Cyrus, Tish Cyrus, Noah Cyrus or Dominic Purcell. But I can't help but feel this story about Dominic first being with Noah and then leaving her for her mother, Tish, seems fake.
It's the stories appearing in the press on schedule, the quotes from people close to the parties, and the organised pap shoots which make me really suspicious. I wonder if this has been done because they're about to launch a reality TV show?
It reminds me of when Stallone supposedly left his wife, and then it emerged it was faked to create publicity for their new reality TV show.
It's the stories appearing in the press on schedule, the quotes from people close to the parties, and the organised pap shoots which make me really suspicious. I wonder if this has been done because they're about to launch a reality TV show?
It reminds me of when Stallone supposedly left his wife, and then it emerged it was faked to create publicity for their new reality TV show.
Reddit has them !
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Apparently she was on the end of the phone while he was spanking the monkey.......judging by his texts, bet that was dull for her too.
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