Secret Celebrity Gossip #153

[House of Tea]

Re Taylor Swift looking like Trump. I don’t see it.

But when I see Taylor she just reminds me of a synchronised swimmer.

 

[bracrumbs]

I’ve nothing against SEB, she comes across a down-to-earth, decent human but Jesus Christ I hate that bloody song, then and now it just gets on my tits. The rest of her stuff is also not to my taste.

I always think she seems okay, I wasn’t a fan of the music but I did want her boots in the MOTDF video. They were amazing . However, I’m always slightly ick-ed by her husband (of The Feeling. Now there’s music made for lifts) who had to get counselling because of Sophie doing strictly. Like, get a grip fella.

 

[PeteM]

I just find her so average in all ways and devoid of any personality. She's not shit, she's just...OK.

 

[Carapop]

It makes me so happy to see Freeman look like such an absolute knob. I’ve never heard him in an interview and thought he was anything but an incredibly insecure eejit who takes himself way too seriously.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I have just read the story about Sir Chris Hoy in The Scum online, and they don't mention that his hand was forced. So obviously The Scum forced him - awful. Probably, someone saw him in the oncology dept of a hospital and phoned The Scum. This happened to Sarah Harding also.

Fixed this for you x

 

[Villanelly]

I apologise in advance for the oversharing but I had the greatest sex dream of my life about Howard Donald. I'd never looked at him twice before.
Carry on.
Oh also, Naomi Campbell seems like SUCH a cunt.

I recently had a sex dream about Barry fucking Keoghan! I’m blaming this godawful thread.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I love tattle for lots of things
But some posters are absolutely bonkers the Katie Price threads are a good example



Well this has been long suspected, now confirmation of the sicko he really is
---


The PS threads were brilliant, it was the lead up to my wedding and I had genuine FOMO I kept sneaking little looks at tattle
Kim Woodburn on GB News referring to Holly Willoughby as "That little bitch"

Erm,some of our posters are fab detectives believe it or not,we’ve found out loads of info.

 

[Restless Native]

Wasn't Usher rumoured to have raped Justin Bieber

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I’m reliably informed it looks something like this

On behalf of almost everyone on this thread….


No more Gregg photos.
Please

 

[SouthernSofty]

Gavin and Stacey is my go to series when I'm fed up. I love Pam and her endearing lack of political correctness, with her friends Big Fat Sue and Japanese Margaret.
I hope the Christmas Special is utterly brilliant. I wonder where it will be filmed? Barry Island or Essex? ETA: I know the Essex house is actually in Cardiff and not Essex.

" It's all the drama Mick, I just love it !"

 

[Silverback]

MJ was a piece of work. He also befriended Paul McCartney and learnt about Paul trying to get control of the Beatles back catalogue, aka Northern Songs. Jacko then fucked Paul over by buying Northern Songs himself.

He was also a piece of shit pedalo of course.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned but apparently the accusation against Christian Horner is one of sexual misconduct (from a woman) and he’s offered her £650,000 to settle.

ETA: on a lighter note Googlebox is watching Saltburn tonight.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Does anyone give a shit about the Super Bowl in the UK? Maybe I’m underestimating the interest but I couldn’t give less of a toss if I tried even with all the celebs that attend. Don’t know anything about American football and I’m already bored of seeing photos of Swift and her brick shithouse of boyfriend.

Yes,I feel the same,never even talked about few years ago not a mention now we’re blasted by it.Our rugby is proper,that super bowl shite isn’t,that’s my opinion.

 

[Pinkpenguinx]

Every time I saw a heavily pregnant Zawe Ashton in the news, I wondered how the hell TH had managed to knock her up given that she definitely slept in the spare room as they were absolutely just mates and nothing more

I’ve just been reading the Reddit thread about MM and I’d forgotten how funny her crap was until you see it all distilled down to the basic ‘facts’

I love tattle for lots of things
But some posters are absolutely bonkers the Katie Price threads are a good example

More Schofield gossip

Schofield paid his young lover a six-figure sum with a gagging clause

MAIL ON SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Phillip Schofield has paid his much younger lover a six-figure sum in a deal that gags him from ever talking about their relationship.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well this has been long suspected, now confirmation of the sicko he really is
---

I remember joking about breaking my ankle running to tattle to read about PS when it came out.

Then I did break my ankle!

The PS threads were brilliant, it was the lead up to my wedding and I had genuine FOMO I kept sneaking little looks at tattle
Kim Woodburn on GB News referring to Holly Willoughby as "That little bitch"

 

[Serene Serena]

this is my ick. people re-enacting ANYTHING.

I wish I knew you in real life. I would take get pleasure in introducing you to Nick, my comedy brother in law, who thinks fame has bypassed him, despite the fact he is a grade A twat.

 

[StewPots]

FFS Dat…I was just thinking about going to fucking sleep and now I can’t. Kids are crying. Nice one

 

[PeteM]

He’s unwell though too.

He's a cunt. Fuck him.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

FFS Dat…I was just thinking about going to fucking sleep and now I can’t. Kids are crying. Nice one

You might as well stay up now and wait for the gym to open

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

It's intended use is to help regulate insulin in type 2 diabetics. It slows digestion making people feel fuller for longer, suppressing the appetite which is how people lose weight on it. Due to its popularity for weight loss on the Internet being sold for £200+ a pen, its in incredibly low supply for diabetic patients, its been out of stock for several months for those who genuinely need it. The side effects seem to be really extreme in some people, not sure I'd chance it having heard the horror stories

Makes Kelly O bragging about being able to afford it even more disgusting, especially since she's always virtue signalling about other shit.

 

[Remotecontrol]

Really don’t get it with Travis Kelce at all!seems like a meathead.