Secret Celebrity Gossip #153

[HaloGirl]

153 folks.
It was the Gregg Wallace thread after his Saturday review. Gregg must be getting a good night’s sleep as we speak in preparation for his gym session. The gym opens early just for him so he can’t let them down.

Most liked post was by @artnouveau https://tattle.life/threads/secret-celebrity-gossip-152.43910/post-18294095

Carry on pouring that tea.

 

[sistersofpercy]

i tell thee, the only reason Kevin Clifton is Wearing those heels is because he’s really quite short. Met him once after a show, randomly bumped into him with my daughter, who’d also seen the show, but without the wig and costume had no clue who he was . Nice enough bloke.

Re the foxes. Freddie fans need to watch him in Slow Horses. A character you love to hate. I do like him I have to say.
Emilia is in a bit of trouble for her penchant for Wyse clothing. She is always in it in silent witness. The fact that she is friends with the owner probably contravenes some BBC ad policy or other and the Mail have picked up on it.

 

[Sea]

Celebs were being twazzocks - celeb gossip thread done

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Has Kevin Clifton had another hair transplant? He had very cropped hair not so long ago and now it's all luscious again.

 

[StewPots]

Well….just caught up from the other thread and that was QUITE the ride…

Drake and his hotdog tribute act
Greg(ggggg) fiucking Wallace remains a massive bellend (who knew??)
Nepo babies
How tit Vogue is now

Genuinely a hilarious thread

 

[ItsDatCuw]

Well….just caught up from the other thread and that was QUITE the ride…

Drake and his hotdog tribute act
Greg(ggggg) fiucking Wallace remains a massive bellend (who knew??)
Nepo babies
How tit Vogue is now

Genuinely a hilarious thread

 

[StewPots]

FFS Dat…I was just thinking about going to bleeping sleep and now I can’t. Kids are crying. Nice one

 

[girlinbrum]

Think Kevin thought he'd be much more in demand than he actually is after Strictly.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

FFS Dat…I was just thinking about going to bleeping sleep and now I can’t. Kids are crying. Nice one

You might as well stay up now and wait for the gym to open

 

[StewPots]

You might as well stay up now and wait for the gym to open

Yeah, I mean it’s half term and I have a son I can’t spend longer than 90 minutes every 24 hours with. I’ll need a week in the Maldives by next Monday too, just to be on the safe side.

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

I didn’t know that about Rafe Spall and Esther Smith. A friend worked with him on a play once and he was apparently a total bellend.

Also spoke to a friend who worked with Greg(g) Wallace and a) they’re fairly certain he’s neurodiverse and b) the one thing missing from his schedule was “sex with wife” which he allegedly blocks out in his diary the same way he does “strategy games” and “playing with son.”

 

[ItsDatCuw]

Yeah, I mean it’s half term and I have a son I can’t spend longer than 90 minutes every 24 hours with. I’ll need a week in the Maldives by next Monday too, just to be on the safe side.

Careful now, Gregg might take all this seriously and start sizing you up as his next missus.

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Er, no thanks....

 

[StewPots]

Careful now, Gregg might take all this seriously and start sizing you up as his next missus.

I’d rather be one of the people alluded to in this week’s Popbitch squatting over cornflakes shitting out milk than touch that boiled eggy goon any day of the week mate.

 

[ItsDatCuw]

I’d rather be one of the people alluded to in this week’s Popbitch squatting over cornflakes shitting out milk than touch that boiled eggy goon any day of the week mate.

Totally agree I’m surprised Eggggg doesn’t have his own thread tbh!

 

[StewPots]

Totally agree I’m surprised Eggggg doesn’t have his own thread tbh!

Probably because it would just say

Spoiler: A LOT of the C Word

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep Gum Rat bleep bleep bleep Why are you such a…bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep You’re an Egg bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep John Torode Openly Despises You bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep Untalented Bankrupt Chancer Who Had a tit Veg Stall bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

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I need to empty these out of my head so I can get some sleep….

 

[ItsDatCuw]

Probably because it would just say

Spoiler: A LOT of the C Word

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep Gum Rat bleep bleep bleep Why are you such a…bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep You’re an Egg bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep John Torode Openly Despises You bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep Untalented Bankrupt Chancer Who Had a tit Veg Stall bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

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I need to empty these out of my head so I can get some sleep….

Sweet Dreams of Gregggg

 

[Restless Native]

Always thought Gregg looked like this

 

[Bagpuss20]

I'm sure Kevin Clifton is the latest celeb to play the older drag queen i Everybodys talking about Jamie in the west end so probably its some kind of subconsious plug for that.
To be fair he has done loads of west end stuff since he left strictly.
Can't stand his sister though- her vouce goes right through you.

 

[Mancunian]

I'm sure Kevin Clifton is the latest celeb to play the older drag queen i Everybodys talking about Jamie in the west end so probably its some kind of subconsious plug for that.
To be fair he has done loads of west end stuff since he left strictly.
Can't stand his sister though- her vouce goes right through you.

A quick search tells me he's 5ft 5. I wondered if there was a move to make 'stacked or high heels for short men' a thing

But those trousers look a bit of a feminine style too. Reminded me of that 'women's slacks' episode from The IT Crowd