I know right? I was wondering that, especially if it is meant to be consolation for it being a tiddler?What is the advantage of being able to spunk across a room? Weird brag.
Also, can you imagine when he suspected he had this jizz gift?
”erm…just asking…for a laugh like…but how far can you jizz?….its obviously banter so cm or inches is fine…lol…its not something I’ve thought about before…just a crazy question….lolol….ummm..lads chat like this all the time don’t they….anyway…how far?”
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Also…it irritates me that Gregg has a big cock.
I know, I’m petty af. But he’s so bleeping annoying he deserves a cock like a cornichon.
(Ooh….get me and my fancy food reference
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