Secret Celebrity Gossip #109

[LaBlonde]

Poor Brooklyn, I bet he's only there to make the tea.

tea?! that’s a lot of confidence in his abilities - there’s at least three things he needs to think about at once while doing that
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What a terrible, terrible trio.

i didn’t know selena and nicola were close but this also does not surprise me.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ann Lesley Smith can’t believe her luck

Rupert Murdoch, 92, is ENGAGED to Ann Lesley Smith

The media baron announced his engagement in an interview with one of his newspapers, the New York Post.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Im guessing she’s going to nail down the pre nup, rush him up the aisle at top speed and then hope she can shag him to death on the honeymoon.
She’s a braver woman than me.

 

[bracrumbs]

Cate Blanchett has such a rep for being an utter cow that I can’t root for her in anything no matter how good an actor she is.

 

[Clytemnestra]

Met Geri through work ages ago (before the ultra-thin F1 Stepford wife in white stage commenced) - she was tiny but very lovely and friendly. Also had someone fitting things at my house who'd done some work for her beforehand - he said she was great; made plenty of tea & was really chatty. She wanted Christian Horner & she got him, but I don't think it's made her happy. She had proper bubbly energy when I met her & she just looks hungry and sad now.

 

[Coniferhedge]

I think I truly wasted my life going to university and spending my best years getting degrees.

Your degrees and the knowledge and experiences you gained through earning them will be with you forever and nothing can take them away from you. Looks fade. Nobody can fight time.

 

[LaBlonde]

I'll be honest; I love Brendan Fraser but I'm tired of seeing him look emotional and teary in almost every bit of press he has been doing for The Whale.

I hope he gets a chance to have a rest after the Oscars!

i feel for him, he’s looked absolutely drained at every event he’s attended. if he does win tonight, which he 90% will, his speech is surely going to be one of the most ridiculously emotional ever. he seems incredibly fragile (unsurprisingly).

 

[veevee04]

I was shocked too tbh.
She seemed a lot happier, having lots of holidays in Jamaica and ditching that Blake leech.

It's because she was doing so well she unfortunately died, she had been dry for about a month before the binge. Abstinence reduces the bodies tolerance to substances and she downed 2 bottles of vodka. It's more common to OD after relapse.

 

[PeteM]

What a vile cunt he is.

 

[L3moning]

Yep a dose of the multi purpose Lupron, chemically castrates and blocks puberty, is definitely needed.

IIRC chemical castration doesn't really stop sexual desire, so people just ... assault people in different ways is probably the most sensitive way I can put it.

 

[UnknownTattler]

I was just going to say that sounds like what happened to Joey on Days of our Lives

 

[Coniferhedge]

I can’t think of any amount of money that would entice me to nosh off Rupert Murdoch.

Nightmares for weeks now…..

 

[LaBlonde]

And then it backfired even further for her, the writers wrote a song for another artist (Annie) about Geri and the whole drama, containing lyrics like this.

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“GET OUT OF THE CAR”

knowing what you guys just shared, this is shady af and i love it.

 

[Ubu1uk]

They have announced that they are taking Bake Off back to basics whichI hope happens as the ridiculous challenges were turning me off. I actually prefer Junior Bake Off, the kids are enchanting and Harry Hill is fantastic in it

 

[thenorthremembers]

Well that didn't take long. Dread to think why he was recalled

Gary Glitter recalled to jail one month after his release

The disgraced singer was released from prison on licence last month after serving eight years of his 16-year sentence. At the time, a spokesperson for the Ministry of Justice said his licence conditions were "some of the strictest".

news.sky.com

Is anyone surprised I’m not. He needs castrating

 

[Shady Pines Ma]

I was always suss of Justine and then as I got older I read her dad is actually loaded

Did you say ‘in that case I’ll have rum with coca-cola?’

(it's fine - I amuse myself!!)

 

[EddyDarling]

I find Stephen Bartlett unbearable.
Tried listening to his podcast once and he just interrupted Mary Portas the ENTIRE time to talk about himself and I'm fed up of his nonsense quotes on bloody LinkedIn too!
Get weird vibes that he's insufferable IRL

 

[Ennui]

Still find it hilarious Toxic was supposedly written about Noel Fitzpatrick the supervet

Cathy Dennis wrote some right bangers IMO

Original lyrics

I'm addicted to you, only coz my dog's sick.

 

[LeftoverCoffee]

Might be an unpopular opinion, but if Noel was replaced with Rylan, I'd be happy. Him and Alison together are great.

 

[S4buk]

What a terrible, terrible trio.

 

[FrostyChops]

Key workers?????

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