oh my godRight, as we have no bloody gossip, and there are clearly a few immoral slappers on this thread, let’s put our cards on the table re: Rupert Murdoch.
I’ll do it all for £245,000.
Half day.
No photos or filming.
A little midazolam would be appreciated too.
@LaBlonde - you next
Fuckoh my god
i’ll do it all (including exactly 13 minutes of spooning afterwards providing he doesn’t speak to me during) for £500k. if he wants to speak to me during, then £600k. yes my dazzling conversation is worth 100k.
mid afternoon only.
alcohol of my preference must be provided.
no filming. if he wants a photo, another £200k.
he cannot tell anyone else about it. if he does, £100k per person told.
Don't you think some of us older ladies on here have to do it for the old age pension and a Wetherspoons meal once in a while.oh my god
i’ll do it all (including exactly 13 minutes of spooning afterwards providing he doesn’t speak to me during) for £500k. if he wants to speak to me during, then £600k. yes my dazzling conversation is worth 100k.
mid afternoon only.
alcohol of my preference must be provided.
no filming. if he wants a photo, another £200k.
he cannot tell anyone else about it. if he does, £100k per person told.
This is the tea we want! The Modfather is a nice bloke!I saw him once in the grounds of The Natural History Museum. He was so incredibly well dressed. His kid didn’t want to go on the carousel outside that he had just paid for, so he flagged a mum who was waiting and told her to put her kid in his seat as it was already paid for.
Well dressed and thoughtful.
Weak tea. I know. He stood out a mile though - really sharp looking.
Ok maybe not then …I was at an Ocean Colour Scene concert when they had just had their first hit, Paul Weller was in the audience, I was standing quite close to him, I love his music, my older cousin got me into the Jam ( I was a bit young when they were out) and so I thought I would shuffle along a bit and say hello, he promptly told me to piss off!, I didn't take it to heart just figured I was bothering him and so I shuffled off back to my friend who wanted to go and have a go at him for being bloody rude, she didn't and we just enjoyed the rest of the Ocean Colour Scene concert. I still love Paul Wellers music mind.
i feel like @Miss Begotten should go next tbh - name your prices
He can have 10 minutes including taking off as few clothes as possible and putting them back on again.i feel like @Miss Begotten should go next tbh - name your prices
edit: also tagging @bourb0nbiscuits i see you!
goddamnit why didn’t i think of the tom hardy recuperation?!He can have 10 minutes including taking off as few clothes as possible and putting them back on again.
1. 10 billion pounds. Cash.
2. A yacht
3. The Bahamas
4. A week with Tom Hardy to recuperate.
5. A sheep dip and a memory wipe.
Ok, deep breath….oh my god
i’ll do it all (including exactly 13 minutes of spooning afterwards providing he doesn’t speak to me during) for £500k. if he wants to speak to me during, then £600k. yes my dazzling conversation is worth 100k.
mid afternoon only.
alcohol of my preference must be provided.
no filming. if he wants a photo, another £200k.
he cannot tell anyone else about it. if he does, £100k per person told.
500K? Is that all?Ok, deep breath….
500k
Between the hours of 05:00 and 05:09 only including start, middle & erend
A bag over the head ( for my benefit)
I’ll require an all inclusive 6 month holiday somewhere hot afterwards NOT Dubai
A NDC also which if it’s broken I’ll need a Million for each indiscretion.
I went on Saturday night and thought the same. Also don’t know how he can still have the energy and enthusiasm to really go for it on songs that are now 30yrs old.Went to watch Suede last week. Brett has so much stage presence.Knackers me out just watching him
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