Secret Celebrity Gossip #106

[whatisityoucan'tface]

Joan Rivers was the same. When her husband killed himself she was making jokes about it being because she was so ugly.

She also did a long and very poignant monologue about reconnecting with her daughter after his death and going shopping to bond.

When the audience was totally drawn in and really moved she finished with: "and if he saw how much we spent, he'd have killed himself again"

The roar that came from the audience... my God...

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

I just can’t understand the thought process behind ‘I’m a bit bored, I could watch some TV or read a book or I don’t know try stick a lightbulb up my arsehole and see what happens”

I think it's a guy thing.

I used to work with nearly all men. I remember once sitting in the office and it was very quiet. One of the guys was starring into a fan we had. Next thing he'd grabbed a pen and stuck it into the fan blades. Not a good move. It was just so random. He did it because he wanted to see what would happen. Women just don't think like that.

 

[Falkor]

Alison Hammond has become a very, very good interviewer. Harrison Ford is right up there on the list of actors who really don't like doing press, I've never seen anyone make him laugh like this.

 

[PrincessCharming]

One of my brother’s primary teacher fell off a chair in class and something went right inside her, it was a bit of a chair back or chair leg. Freak accident. She was seriously injured and off school for a long time. Her story was true though as she had a classroom full of traumatised witnesses.

 

[Okgolightly]

Maybe, maybe not. But she defo would.

Sorry but why would the woman get more of a punishment than the man? He’s the one you’d be married to/in a relationship with

 

[9Pine]

I hope the wife never speaks to him ever again. Co parent via an app if needs must.

It’s when you think of the lifetime of implications. The kids’ birthdays, graduations, weddings, grandkids.
I know people will say 1000s are in this situation every day but cheating on your missus is one thing. Sleeping with a prostitute is another (ask the Rooneys). Shagging someone in a public place is another. But this! Doing what they did, being filmed and going viral is a whole other level.

ETA when it was reported as him performing a sex act on a woman in an alleyway, I did NOT expect to see what it was.

 

[Anasnake]

Woman in the rimming vid is a friend’s wife according to the Daily Fail
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Joe Westerman apologises to family after 'performing sex act in video'

Lauren Westerman (right) said was devastated for her three young children rugby star Joe Westerman (left) made a public apology after a video of him performing a sex act went viral.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[L3moning]

How’s your week going?

Better than his!

 

[nnifxx]

No matter what state I have been in and I’ve been in a few would I ever pull my dress up nearly over my head and have my bum out in a alley next to greggs in Castleford with a guy licking It ffs if I had not seen it myself i
Wouldn’t believe it

Oh same, I saw the article in the daily mail about it and thought I’d have a look on Twitter. How bad could the “lewd sex act” be I asked myself?

Lesson learned, stop being such a nosey bitch

 

[lamaitresse]

Get used to the cameras, Joe, you imbecile.

His wife's far too good for him and well done for setting a good example to her girls. If only Alice Evans would garner a little of her self-respect.

That old saying, when someone shows who they are, believe them. And get rid.

 

[Eureka]

Unfortunately I think Alison’s BB background possibly brings her cachet down a bit, plus she’s Black & large, as opposed to HW’s blue-eyed, blonde, hourglass figure, Disney princess schtick. Not my opinion. BTW - I like AH and I’m glad she’s doing well. I just mean in terms of the narrow parameters of TV production and what they believe viewers want, HW is likely viewed as a very safe hiring.

If HW didn’t look like she does she never have been hired for any presenting gigs whatsoever.

I don't watch TM or that dancing on ice shit but I happened to see it while channel hopping last night and my god she was stiff. She looked like someone who was very uncomfortable hosting and she seemed to have no rapport with Phil. Then you turn on the Bafta's - the biggest gig AH has done so you might expect some nerves - and she looked so relaxed and at home. It's a shame to think she might be passed over for others because she's black and bigger. As if that matters really.

If they replaced holly and phil with Alison and Rylan I would probably be more tempted to watch, both reality tv contestants originally but far more likeable than those two queue jumpers.

 

[Serene Serena]

I’m pretty sure I read an old interview before Bruce became unwell where he talked about Aaron and Zac as being the sons he wished he’d had. I prefer that idea to the one that insinuates he has a penchant for teenage boys.

Let me remain blissfully naive.

 

[RJF]

There just seems to be a weirdo Victorian morality complex surrounding Sam’s public persona that just doesn’t exist from those same people when it comes to straight culture.

Sam wears an outfit showing a skin (or, in the case of the BRIT Awards, not showing any skin at all) and there are accusations of immorality, mental illness, moral degradation, a call for the return of strict cultural norms, “won’t someone thing of the children!” etc.

But Beyoncé wears something skimpier on her latest album cover? Nothing.

Diane Keaton spends years wearing suits and ties? Nothing.

The Loose Women have innuendo-laden conversations about their sex lives on pre-watershed television? Nothing.

Some people live in a world where they think it’s OK for straight people to be as raunchy or as subversive as they like, but gay people shouldn’t be afforded the same liberties.

They realise that it is no longer acceptable to say “I find the expression of queer sexuality uncomfortable” in the year 2023, so they mask their prejudices with all these other excuses.

 

[Tangerine Cat]

Really? You not upset that a family is probably broken and his young daughter had to witness that video?

I actually added sentiments like that, but deleted them before posting. I’m a shitbag like that sometimes

Do we have to add disclaimers now to all of our posts so people don’t assume we're all bitch trolls from hell?

 

[sistersofpercy]

For us old farts, Dickie Davies, stalwart of Saturday afternoon 1980s sporting TV has died. This came as a shock as I thought he’d died 25 years ago…
Memories of watching overweight blokes in Lycra chucking each other round whilst I was wondering what time Dukes of Hazzard was on.

 

[Blessmyheart]

Yeah, Grape Street now. Much more sedate....

Ah yes.

He looks pretty chuffed with himself. Nothing to smile about, mate.

And here we have it.Mild embarrassment.After all he is a bit of a lad.
Pity his poor children and his devastated wife.His betrayed friend and his children.
I can even dredge up some pity for yoga arse woman, because her life is in tatters.

 

[9Pine]

What an idiot. If he doesn’t want to be a fisherman, surely it’s a fisherperson. Twat.

 

[London Hung Guy]

Internet porn has normalised it.

True, in Queer as Folk back in the day one mother says to the other who’s son has just come out “don’t think about the bottom stuff and you will be fine”

Now we have headline articles in the Daily Mail “50 ways to take it up the arse and love it”

 

[9Pine]

How does that play out?
'Come out t'alleyway luv and let me do you up the bum'
'not without foreplay Joe'
'don't worry, I've got it covered'

I feel sorry for Greggs. If it’s their alleyway, what have they done to deserve this association?

 

[preciousstone]

The dirty skank who was having her shit box licked from that gross , gormless meat head is alledgedly an estate agent from castleford . she's deleted all her socials . sick selfish pair of fuckers. .