He should have used the Shaggy defense, he might just have gotten away with it too.
https://giphy.com/3CiLrTgKkqL0k
"Well, that's not me, it's clearly Jo from S Club 7 trying to drum up interest in the band reunion. I am shocked"
Recap: the rugby player Joe W has been videotaped rimming a random woman down an alley next to Greggs. He was caught licking herhis tiny was limp. His wife went on social media to say it wasn’t her in the video
In other news S Club have spent all their money so are reforming
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He has issued a statement apologising
rimming definitely seems a “wait until you get home and have fully prepared” kind of activity to meI can understand a quick shag up against the wall but a rimming in an alleyway??
just zoomed in on your user pic andHe should have used the Shaggy defense, he might just have gotten away with it too.
https://giphy.com/3CiLrTgKkqL0k
"Well, that's not me, it's clearly Jo from S Club 7 trying to drum up interest in the band reunion. I am shocked"
It gets worse: the name of the person investigating is ...People keep calling him the ‘Yorkshire Rimmer’ now
when you say “it gets worse” you mean “it gets BETTER” right
Just double checking - we are sure it’s not Charley Uchea, right?But she be selling her story to the Mirror tomorrow “The Yorkshire Rimmer was the best lover I’ve every had. He only had a chipolta in his pants, but we shared a meaty Greggs sausage roll and he licked my arse clean”
I don’t think we can definitely rule her out she was the one supplying the meaty sausage rolls to go with the sweetcorn apparentlyJust double checking - we are sure it’s not Charley Uchea, right?
Exactly!!rimming definitely seems a “wait until you get home and have fully prepared” kind of activity to me
Any sexual activity involvingExactly!!
I wish I didn’t look at the video it’s like a dirty carry on film ffs. Why would u even do that in a streetIs it definitely hun? Can’t find the video poor wife if so though
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**him not hun!
I had to explain to my husband why I was giggling. He regrets askingMr B keeps giving me mucky looks as I’m sat here giggling at the posts on here while he’s watching University Challenge!
Oh god that is actually his name!
I want Dame Maggie Smith to say this in the next Downtown Abbey.I can understand a quick shag up against the wall but a rimming in an alleyway??
That is not a yoga position she's in.Whoever said that looked uncomfortable AF was right lmaooo.
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