Omg I was literally just thinking of Roald Dahl and Madonna and then you mentioned miss trunchbowl!
Also def Michael Jackson vibes with dodgy doctors too scared to say no.
Poor baby Jane.
I feel o sorry for her kids having to live with her terrifying face, butt and transformations.
I hope the home life is lless freaky and they're happy there.
I'm no oil painting. I was but poor health has really done a number on me I feel sad that my kids are seeing me as I am now and not the well groomed fit and healthy woman I was , I'd love yo have tweaks but not be cut open.
I couldn't afford the maintenance treatments though so just need to come to terms with the changes.
I understand how hard it must be to age in the public eye, I found it horrible watching Friends reunion and how weird thry all looked. Matt le blanc was the only one who looked natural, Matthew Perry was probably down to poor health but the others had given in to pure vanity, it was sad
Patsy kensit now on EE. She's still very attractive but her face is taut and looks so uncomfortable.
In the programme someone described her as looking 'early 50s' and thought how could they tell?
Same age as me, definitely looks at least ten years younger and way better than me , but close up it looks bloody uncomfortable, I hate to say it but like reconstructive surgery after burns.
Saw a hot middle aged couple locally recently, clearly minted and v attractive, well dressed etc but close up was a bloody fright, Halloween levels of interference.
I'd like to see Amanda holden irl. We're similar age and she looks bloody amazing but not anything like she used to.
My child asked me once why We're the same age but she looks so much younger