Secret Celeb Gossip #62

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That relationship was the worst kept secret in showbiz. Used to see them a fair bit looking...well, very close in Primrose Hill.
 
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WTF lyrics
I know loads of these.

MacArthur Park wise, the chorus isn't even the most ridiculous bit. The opening verse is worse ("Spring was never waiting for us girl / as it ran one step ahead / and we followed in the dance / between the parted pages and were pressed / in love's hot fevered iron / like a stripéd pair of pants")

Then, of course, there is this verse from Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South: "Lovely Sunday morning / breakfast brought in bed / those blackbirds look like knitting needles / try to peck your head / those birds will peck your soul out / and throw away the key / don't marry her / fuck me"

And because it wouldn't be me without a Bright Eyes lyric, this from Ladder Song: "Welcome the new age / all dressed up in warrior paint / lights from the jungle / go up to the sky / see now a star's born / looks just like a blood orange / don't it just make you wanna cry? / Precious friend of mine"
 
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Lean On by Major Lazer’s a weird one when you think about it. “Blow a kiss, fire a gun, we all need somebody to lean on”. Wtf?!

Also this is very immature but I always laugh at Doctor Hook singing “when you’re in love with a beautiful woman, it’s hard
 
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Best lyric ever is 'You'll never come back, from a Nuclear Attack' from Gary Moore....
 
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Not a stupid lyric but a legendary misheard one: ‘I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco’. It’s just the thought of ABBA doing their weekly shopping and scanning their Clubcards for exclusive offers that tickles me.
 
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Blimey - there are xrated pics of Perkins and Richardson out there? In a compromising position? No way am I Googling.
 
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Blimey - there are xrated pics of Perkins and Richardson out there? In a compromising position? No way am I Googling.
haha That's the spirit. It looked like leaked selfies from what I remember (i've been trying hard to forget).


What is it with celebs. If you are famous...don't keep homemade porn on your bloody phone, because you're guaranteed to be hacked. Halfwits.

ETA: I read that wrongly, I thought you were off to have a look. You don't know what you're missing, Deluxe. lol
 
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Part of me is like "I must see these naked photos immediately" and the other half of me is like "are you insane? Do not Google naked images of celebs you are not even that fond of"

I'll let you know later which part wins.
 
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Part of me is like "I must see these naked photos immediately" and the other half of me is like "are you insane? Do not Google naked images of celebs you are not even that fond of"

I'll let you know later which part wins.
You’re going to go for it, I can feel it! If you’re anything like me, the temptation will get too much.
 
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Burgeoning bump is always a favourite with the DM

Sounds like it was written for a GCSE English exam
My kids could write for the DM and they’re teens..
 
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Okay, I obviously had to Google those sue and Anna pics. Blimey. No doubt that they are genuine. Kind of wish I didn’t watch the thrusting video though.
 
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Okay, I obviously had to Google those sue and Anna pics. Blimey. No doubt that they are genuine. Kind of wish I didn’t watch the thrusting video though.
When I read this the old Toto song Rosanna came into my head.

"Did you meet each other all the way? Sue Anna, Sue Anna.."

I'll see myself out...
 
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Okay, I obviously had to Google those sue and Anna pics. Blimey. No doubt that they are genuine. Kind of wish I didn’t watch the thrusting video though.
I must have missed that! I'd say it was a blessing not to have seen it, but I know i'm going to go google it shortly otherwise i'll get FOMO.
 
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I resisted the Lorraine Kelly growler pics, I’m fairly certain I can do the same with the Sue and Anna ones.
P/s im not known for my willpower.
 
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