ITVBe are kindly repeating the first series of The Real Housewives of Cheshire. Fascinating stuff for many reasons:
- Dawn Ward going on about her PA, Nicola, whom she introduces as her best friend but says, repeatedly, that Nicola is crap at being a PA. Nicola was never seen again on the show after the first series. I suspect that she got her P45.
- Ampika complaining that she hated needles. Funny that. Ampika is now flogging self-administered slimming injections via her diet business, Skinny Revolution. Check the website, it is hilarious. People claiming to have lost 11 pounds in one week. Eleven pounds of what? Also, the website is comically vague about what Ampika’s revolution actually involves. You have to search hard for references to the ‘pen’ you have to learn to use. You get lessons at Ampika’s beauty salon. You’d have to be insane. Like Kerry Katona, who is apparently a satisfied customer!
- Dawn’s daughter, Darby, singing with a truly awful vocal trio.
- Dawn and Leanne swearing eternal friendship to the camera. HAHAHAHA.
- Dawn boasting about having a staff of 30 in her interior design business. Another thing never mentioned again! It has ceased trading.