My favourite stupid birth name announcement:
On 7th May, to Pooee (née Gubbins) and Spencer, a beautiful daughter, Ruby Rhapsody Panda, a sister for Mimi Magenta Poodle....
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On 7th May, to Pooee (née Gubbins) and Spencer, a beautiful daughter, Ruby Rhapsody Panda, a sister for Mimi Magenta Poodle....
I could never be a birth registrar. With all the tit names these idiots come up with, I’d end up punching someone!
Jermaine Jackson’s kids name has to be one of the worstTotally agreee. What’s our favourite (for good and bad reasons) celeb name?
I quite like Apple
Jermagesty I mean come on
In the interests of keeping with the theme, anyone remember the story about Keith Allen and Alex James (both high on coke) hooking up in the men's toilets?
It would have been funny if Jim Kerr from Simple Minds called one of his kids Wayne.
Shiloh Pitt sounds too much like 'sileage pit' for me!Bear, along with Tiger, is becoming increasingly common.
Shiloh Pitt will never cease to make me do one of these
On idiot baby names, I know George is hardly bizarre, but I think an honourable mention is due to boxer George Foreman, who has 5 sons and 7 daughters. His sons are called George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI.
What about North West and Chicago West? Lol!
Although with parents like Kim and Kanye and a family like the kardashians you couldn’t really call the baby something normal like Katie or Sarah. Just wouldn’t fit
Although with parents like Kim and Kanye and a family like the kardashians you couldn’t really call the baby something normal like Katie or Sarah. Just wouldn’t fit
I have a friend who works in the hair industry he’s done a few celeb hairs and been all over the world with a couple of singers but he met Miley Cyrus in LA in the toilets and she was sky high and then drove them to a hotel whilst playing her new album and singing it to him.
(true story as I’ve seen the videos he was taking)
(true story as I’ve seen the videos he was taking)
I've heard Miley Cyrus is nice, perhaps the drugs help.
I think she got the raw end of the media when she and Chris Hemsworth divorced
I think she got the raw end of the media when she and Chris Hemsworth divorced
Yeah he said she was lovely! I’ve always been a fan! Back in the Hannah Montana days. Which I’ve been rewatching on Disney +
She’s always got a lot of stick. Saw her in 2014 in London and her voice was out of this world
A family member worked as a registrar for years and sometimes gently enquired as to the name given, but they weren’t able to come out and blatantly say they’d refuse to register the baby if named something daft. Luckily vast majority were ok but did have a Prince
It's Pile o'tit for me. I quite like Shiloh on its own.
Sebastian Bach's kids are called Sebastiano (boy) and Sebastiana (girl). It always makes me laugh.
Little off topic but just reminded me ...when my dad was a trainee doctor in London at at Thomas's, this was in the 70s. He had to watch babies be delivered presumably as part of his training. When one lady gave birth rather than ask what is the babys sex she asked, openly and shamelessly what 'colour is it'
Always wondered if perhaps Liam Hemsworth was just a bit boring, and that's why they broke up. She's in her 20s and has a crap ton of money. I know what most of us would do...Yeah he said she was lovely! I’ve always been a fan! Back in the Hannah Montana days. Which I’ve been rewatching on Disney +
She’s always got a lot of stick. Saw her in 2014 in London and her voice was out of this world
Don’t know if it’s true but it’s a fun rumour
Tyson Fury could give them a run for their money his 5 children are called;
Venezuela
Prince John James
Prince Tyson II
Prince Adonis Amaziah
Valencia Amber
He sons are all called Prince because he king and they all Prince until they’ve earnt they place or something and he daughters are place names because he wife called Paris.
Venezuela
Prince John James
Prince Tyson II
Prince Adonis Amaziah
Valencia Amber
He sons are all called Prince because he king and they all Prince until they’ve earnt they place or something and he daughters are place names because he wife called Paris.
Never heard that one but a bit before my time.Don’t know if it’s true but it’s a fun rumour
Did anyone watch the Peter Sellers documentary on BBC last night? I didn't even know Liza was considering marrying Sellers (for a few weeks) at one point in the 1970s.
For such a control freak ruled by his moodswings, seems Sellers finally met his match with his last wife (won't spoil it any further for those who don't know). Though Peter probably would have fared a bit better with today's mental health services/treatments (some may say that's debatable)! The amyl nitrate habit probably didn't help his heart, as well.
Worth watching if you haven't seen it yet and only knew certain points of Peter Seller's life story. Peter Sellers: A State of Comic Ecstasy
Sparrow Madden. That’s just bleeping cruel.
The celebrity offspring name of all names surely has to be Jermaine Jackson's son - JERMAJESTY - I tit you not, look it up!
My driving instructor was called Mike Hunt (I'm not making it up!)
My driving instructor was called Mike Hunt (I'm not making it up!)
I have come across a kid called Will.I.Am
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