Some business brain on her. Opening up and wasting energy on a day when nearly the whole country is shut down.
Get me a swear down hoodie whilst you are there please“Do you know what I really need to do with my unexpected Bank Holiday? Schlep into town, even though every single other shop is closed, and go and stock up on overpriced Spanish cleaning stuff, colour changing diaries and pink hot chocolate.”
Imagine opening that shop today. Who the duck does she think is going to go in there. She’s made an absolute bleep of herself. Can anyone confirm it’s openApart from the novelty tourist shop of tat
On a pay as you go tariffHer phone
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Is she still open? I feel the need for an overpriced dairy milk. Oh it’s ok. I can go and get one from the shop by ours for a nickerWell DABs, haven’t WE had our eyes wiped?!!? I’ll never again be surprised by the need for an emergency bit of tat! Behold the power of hairy fanny pens and REEEALLLLL pink hot chocolate with REEEEALLLL chocolate flakes!
ButTo be fair, it’s dead on a normal day so it probably didn’t seem any different
I wonder who she stole that off? No way would the thick bleep make that up herselfView attachment 1590579GET BACK IN THE BIN
She just can’t help herself can she. The secret Tory doth protest too muchView attachment 1590579GET BACK IN THE BIN
She thinks it makes her look smart and relatable. It just makes her look like the thick and clueless twit she really is. Hates the monarchy but has a picture of herself in a Tudor outfit on the wall. No pictures of her daughter though. Just duck off jeff you poisonous dog. Really…duck off somewhere into a cave or whatever. I’m honestly surprised that someone hasn’t twatted her everywhere by now. She’s seriously asking for it. Someone will eventually punch her in that bleeping rancid, vile gob of hers. The cocky bleep has got away with running it far to long. Actions have consequences. And she is pushing itShe just can’t help herself can she. The secret Tory doth protest too much
Tomi I love your rants ....Jeff is an absolute titShe thinks it makes her look smart and relatable. It just makes her look like the thick and clueless twit she really is. Hates the monarchy but has a picture of herself in a Tudor outfit on the wall. No pictures of her daughter though. Just duck off jeff you poisonous dog. Really…duck off somewhere into a cave or whatever. I’m honestly surprised that someone hasn’t twatted her everywhere by now. She’s seriously asking for it. Someone will eventually punch her in that bleeping rancid, vile gob of hers. The cocky bleep has got away with running it far to long. Actions have consequences. And she is pushing it