The coffee shop will probably consist of Jeff with the kettle on
I find the skull on hers is the scariest fuckin thing I've ever seen. If I started sporting that around the house I'd probably scar me kids for life!! It looks evil.......maybe Jeff had an MRI and then lobbed it on a t-shirt
One of those coffee machines you get in Kwik fit with the little brown cups selling tomato soup....it’s got REAL TOMATOES in it!!!!!The coffee shop will probably consist of Jeff with the kettle on
I think the jury is still out in whether it’s stuffing or mushy peas ?!What’s with the pure slab of mush for stuffing?
And who wants to sit in a shop window drinking hot PROPER CHOCOLATE looking out at M&S food hall’s doors? No-one gonna be sitting in coffee shops for months or does the fact that she is classed as an off licence mean she is exempt where Costa and Néro aren’t? Does she have a plaque above her Crosby shop saying she is authorised to sell alcohol off the premises?Let’s be honest the “coffee shop” will make the cafe they use on the apprentice look like the savoy
That’s a good point actually. Is she suggesting she is getting serving staff in to serve and clean the tables and so on? Or just getting the shop person to do it (don’t know his name). I mean it is a bit of an investment to hire someone when there is zero chance there will actually be any customers.The coffee shop will probably consist of Jeff with the kettle on
Is Rob gonna train as a barista? Or will Jeff be serving? Free cackle and a selfie with every alpro soy hot chocolate. The pink chocolate will be sold out by then cos it’s so popular. Remember those pink mice sweets that were around in the 80’s? I can imagine it’s just like a load of them melted in a mugWhat does it mean on her posts when it
That’s a good point actually. Is she suggesting she is getting serving staff in to serve and clean the tables and so on? Or just getting the shop person to do it (don’t know his name). I mean it is a bit of an investment to hire someone when there is zero chance there will actually be any customers.
Roll on Christmas 2025 when she starts doing hot chocolate bombsIs Rob gonna train as a barista? Or will Jeff be serving? Free cackle and a selfie with every alpro soy hot chocolate. The pink chocolate will be sold out by then cos it’s so popular. Remember those pink mice sweets that were around in the 80’s? I can imagine it’s just like a load of them melted in a mug
Wait til she hears about Frappes!Roll on Christmas 2025 when she starts doing hot chocolate bombs.
wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour againFfs she’ll have another launch party won’t she. That’s going to be unbearable in town
That was really random. Bet he won’t do it again.wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
It may even be our very own Blanche Hunt. She can scope the gaff out and give us the teawonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
You know itIt may even be our very own Blanche Hunt. She can scope the gaff out and give us the tea
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Scousebird Blogs #10 - Steph’s got the kettle on for Scousebird Tea, but the DABs know Giuseppe’s is the place to be.
It'll be fat Rowe this time. Can imagine he goes to an opening of a fucking envelope, or in Jeff's case the opening of her legs.wonder if Jamie carragher will be the guest of honour again
Giiiiirl ya need to get yaself some of their rose prosecco while ya there is frickin fiiiiit. Still dry but omg can easily polish off a bottle to meself no dangerI’m going to M&S next week as well! Proper planned it for ages and be arsed I’m walking the long way out to avoid hearing that cackle on my way out.
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