Scousebird blogs #19 The proper rubbish mum with a fat front bum

[Dabbyhand]

Some new DABs liking my posts from thread 3

They're in for a rough bleeping ride
She'll probably get hit by a wave and blame Tui as well. Tui can't catch a break. Can't believe she booked the absolute cheapest package holiday and is whining so much. First world problems.

 

[Asevithankstome]

Anyone been past the tat bazaar recently? Are they down to one plastic chair outside?

The sobbing on a sun lounger you refer to was Jake dumping her 2019.

she did also sob on a sun lounger 2020 but that was when she was on off with DrBadmanTing who it later transpired was married and sales assistant in spec savers.

Nb.
“Why have I just waited 40 minutes in reception with a mask on” - because you’re an argumentative twit Steph. Put your phone down and go and build a sandcastle. The 70euro situation can be easily rectified via email on your return.



i can confirm it was tiny. She’s making out like it was some sort of crime scene. It was also fresh she said (on her trip advisor review) so she’s probably been bitten by a mosquito when she was asleep (likely that big spot on her face) and got her own blood on the bleeping pillow.

Here’s the reason for the blood…

 

[Rothsey]

Get to duck

 

[This.is.me]

They're in for a rough bleeping ride
She'll probably get hit by a wave and blame Tui as well. Tui can't catch a break. Can't believe she booked the absolute cheapest package holiday and is whining so much. First world problems.

Was literally just going to say what else is she going to blame on Tui

Also she says ‘duck the trolls’ in one of her stories last night whilst Cora is sat next to her, another example of her fine parenting skills

 

[Gee]

Get to duck

Er no …

 

[Rothsey]

Is it Tui’s fault now that ALL THE GERMANS got up before her?

plain and simple straight to the point- thread suggestion…

#20 it’s all TUIs fault

bleeping whopper!

 

[Tomi2015]

Get to duck

Sweaty boot

 

[Dabbyhand]

Is it Tui’s fault now that ALL THE GERMANS got up before her?

plain and simple straight to the point- thread suggestion…

#20 it’s all TUIs fault

bleeping whopper!

Thread suggestion : Jeff's parenting is crap, but Tui you're taking the rap

Also another suggestion
Jeff's in the pub..but where's Cora? in kids club.

 

[cbdgummybear]

Get to duck

“Use” hahahah thick prick!

 

[gossip29]

Get to duck

Goes on one shyte all inclusive every year and makes out she’s an international jet setter

 

[Notevenmessing]

I can’t deal with this smelly bleeping man head, I actually want to kick her bald, huge spotted head right in.

Honestly can’t believe how up her own tramps arse she is.

I genuinely used to like this girl, now I cannot stand her.

I’m all for being confident and loving yourself but when you think you’re superior and look down at everyone else.. nah witch.

Scruffy, sweaty bleep

 

[cbdgummybear]

Having a go at vegans now. twit

 

[MariellaMac86]

Having a go at vegans now. twit

pissing off a section of society (vegans in this case) is a marketing technique to up engagement. It’s been done before though vegans. Plazzy attempt this

 

[Notevenmessing]

Having a go at vegans now. twit

Yeah stupid witch! Apparently cos vegans tell anyone who will listen… hmmm isn’t that what she’s doing with her ‘fitness journey’?

 

[trixiefrog]

Oh she’s coming for the vegans now?! Right, excuse the pun, but I’m going ham on this witch!
Vegans are such an easy target, it’s boring. Soz I wanna save the planet and avoid animal suffering-what a twit I am.
Plus, isn’t big fod a pretend vegetarian?

 

[Sir John Elton]

Omg can you imagine her , riled up in the Spanish heat , waiting being Margaret and Dave from Donny who are booking a coach trip , her with her sunnies on a chain and mask on overheating hahahaha

Bloody walrus - GO AND ENJOY YOUR CHILD YOU EMBARRASSMENT

 

[Notevenmessing]

Oh she’s coming for the vegans now?! Right, excuse the pun, but I’m going ham on this witch!
Vegans are such an easy target, it’s boring. Soz I wanna save the planet and avoid animal suffering-what a twit I am.
Plus, isn’t big fod a pretend vegetarian?

She was vegan for about 2 minutes then went back to eating meat. NEVER trust anyone that does that!

Sad bastard actually thinks she’s funny

 

[trixiefrog]

She was vegan for about 2 minutes then went back to eating meat. NEVER trust anyone that does that!

Sad bastard actually thinks she’s funny

Oh one of them was she? Like the ones who go vegan for 2 minutes, eat only bread and bananas then claim they nearly died . I know the ones.

 

[B4M81]

“Use” hahahah thick prick!

Haha from the person who called the DABs “bleeping dumb fucks”

 

[Notevenmessing]

Oh one of them was she? Like the ones who go vegan for 2 minutes, eat only bread and bananas then claim they nearly died . I know the ones.

Yep. Fuckin dumb witch. Although since she’s getting no cock I suppose she has to get some meat somewhere