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Yes, I remember that one well, and I also remember her “bestie” Lizzy tweeting at some point after it saying how bad it was when parents do that xAnyone remember when she was cackling moronically at #WheresCora saying 'duck off'
...Top notch parenting Jeff. Poor kid obviously told to say it then her dad tells her it's naughty. How confusing must that becan't stand hearing kids swear
Time for a new thread…. Doesn’t seem that long since the last one, these last few days have been comedy gold
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Lemon in her ugly gob. She’s grim
This gets my vote
SameThis gets my vote
2003 ‘Storm’ called, it wants its outfit back!
Her arm looks like a joint of strung up pork.
What’s her actual Beef with this holiday. There have been a few inconveniences but she’s banging on like it’s the Holiday from Hell. First world probs Jeff you big man head.
Pork, Beef, Mutton and Lamb Shes a butchers dream now. Shes only missing the sausage.
The holidays chronicles on the wiki is the gift that keeps on giving. I always think to myself, do Jeff's 3 friends and family (and GBP) read here and piss themselves laughing at the bleeping hilarity of the DABs. I'd defo be intrigued to read if it was someone I knew.
Also Barry calling himself a DAB has finished me off today
Also Barry calling himself a DAB has finished me off today
Pretty sure she isn’t missing a sausage by the way she ran down the stairs in her house on a tit reel the other week….
At TUIamThis gets my vote
She can’t wait to come home from, in coras words, the best holiday ever? Wouldn’t give a tit if I didn’t enjoy it, if your kid has surely that’s all that matters?
I can’t be coping with her bleeping moaning. She seen the kip of her house. You’d think she’d be glad to get away from that headache
Me Dad comes down the stairs with more grace than this bleeping massive Matt Lucas bastard 
Now she’s playing victim again coz Cora didn’t get a certificate or whatever. Happened to my kid once that. Just spoke to the staff, give him a certificate. Problem solved and forgotten about. She’s saying the hotel have fucked up again on this tit show of a holiday. I think her real issue is the fact she’s had to spend a week with Cora. Coz yeah okay there was blood on the pillow. So what. I went away a few weeks ago and found a dirty pair of knickers in the back of the wardrobe. Did I let it ruin mine and my kids holiday? Did I duck I threw them in the bin and built a bridge. Could someone tell me what the issue is and why the hotel has fucked up so much? Coz I don’t get it. Someone’s put towels on the sun beds. Yeah…holiday standard that. Lucky to get a sun bed at all in the summer holidays. The turtle place was closed? That’s on you for being a tit ma and not planning ahead. She’s been determined from day one to be a moaning witch hasnt she.
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