Scousebird blogs #19 The proper rubbish mum with a fat front bum

[Redheadsrock]

Yous need to check her latest post out cos I cannot fucking breathe

Oh my fucking GOD.....I cannot!x

 

[Roastielover]

At least we’ll know when summer is over , you know when she starts sharing those high waist leggings from very that EVERYONE messages her about

Not gonna lie, they are actually really good!

 

[Esteelouder]

The latest reel……..errmmmmm!??!!?!

Jane McDonald vibes

 

[NorthernBelle]

Just had to watch that outfit thing again she proper fuckin bums herself doesn’t she? Is it just me or does she look about 50 on that video?

Proper eye fucking herself isn’t she

 

[MrsPurchase]

Not gonna lie, they are actually really good!

Get an #aff link - I’d much rather swipe up on your post and give you the commission

Didn't she get fungus fanny from shagging bad man ting with no johnny?

She speaks from bitter experience

 

[Asevithankstome]

Popworld.

That tells you all you need to know to be fair.
Fucking bad BAD ming!!!!!

Calves as feminine as Linford Christie’s

 

[Cady1954]

Ha ha on her latest story look at the face of the woman in the background shes like WTF??

 

[12055584]

Oh no hang on. According to her loads of jefflets say she looks like Kate Winslet
More like Kate Winnet

Yeah, have you seen Kate winslet on the latest ad for can’t remember which brand? she’s had some BAD work done to her face. Wouldn’t thank you for that comparison. She looks like a Jeff. A smelly, warty, infected Jeff. That is all

 

[davidsdead]

You’ve just reminded me of this ad

Hahaha blast from the past that!

 

[Bonmarche]

I w8

If I had to put money on it, I would guess it was you tbh

I wish it was but I was far too busy yesterday, although I did ask on here for someone to please do a TripAdvisor post! The profile picture has killed me off.

 

[Tomi2015]

Morning sexy DABS, she was smashed off her face last night and wow suddenly having cora in her videos....hmmmmm read her like a book...let's await the kids club today.

PS I am the TripAdvisor!

I knew it

 

[Tomi2015]

Omg she’s fucking lost it
Who the fuck would want to be you Steph ya mingebag Karen

Seriously who wants to be a sweaty fucking dog like her

 

[Rosieposiepie]

Pork, Beef, Mutton and Lamb Shes a butchers dream now. Shes only missing the sausage.

Pretty sure she isn’t missing a sausage by the way she ran down the stairs in her house on a shit reel the other week….

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Can someone tell Jeff the fucking pioneer of fourth wave feminism that you don't have to change your name if you get married? I chose not to as I wanted to retain my identity and tbh it's fundamental to my values. This woman seems to have no core values or consistent beliefs they change like the fucking wind.

Changes them as frequently as she sells her sweaty socks the contrary bum wipe.

 

[Brooke Davis]

It’s WoRk
Troll!

Ahhhh makes sense why she’s always standing on the street corner in her sweaty, food crusted dressing gown

 

[Ashleygardens]

So apart from the turtles... did she leave the hotel and go anywhere???

 

[gossip29]

I actually don’t mind Steph & generally found her inoffensive up until now. Omg the COMPLAINING from the very first second she got to the hotel! I thought she was all about positivity etc? She is going on, and on, and ON about the exact same things. Sort it out with the hotel privately, don’t go blasting them on social media, there’s no need & it’s just nasty, entitled behaviout. It’s really put me off her.

Don’t you find that cackle offensive?

 

[Ranger]

Howwww? Like how the fuck can she let her house get into that state?

She hardly has her kid
She doesn’t work in the shop per sé
No freebie facials at the moment
She is not having any work done in the house that means moving things


Like wtf is she filling her days with ???

she is, undebatable, a massive scruff

Haha the Horse Puncher is a lazy Meff. No wonder fellas run for the hills. Probably the type to spend all day at home doing shite then start making out how busy she's been...

Tried some dresses on
Took some photos for the gram
Had a kip
Fewmin about how busy she has been

 

[Asevithankstome]

Cora is well pissed, not only can she not see the turtles but she's got her meffy mum trying to steal the limelight in her photoshoot

El Jeffo poses like a wannabe Spice Girl while getting Cora to operate the remote on the tripod (it’s in her right hand)

 

[Shazblag]

I cannot stand , straight women , bleating on about the no man narrative . So what- don’t want your kid , don’t want no man , you wanna be single ?? Highly doubt it love with the amount you go out and talk into your phone , you need people and attention.

And cock! because her filthy mouth lets everyone know as much as she tries to disguise it.