Scousebird blogs #19 The proper rubbish mum with a fat front bum

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I am dying at the Big Mac shout! No wonder she bums the ‘big Mac pasta’ it’s a smell she’s all too familiar with. Dirty girl
 
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You know what I’m fuming because I love a good Big Mac wether that’s the grand mac or the double mac. Mr Ma gets the meal and two triple cheeseburgers I’m gonna have her reek in my gaff now
 
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I am dying at the Big Mac shout! No wonder she bums the ‘big Mac pasta’ it’s a smell she’s all too familiar with. Dirty girl
That Dildo she clenched will be covered in it

You know what I’m fuming because I love a good Big Mac wether that’s the grand mac or the double mac. Mr Ma gets the meal and two triple cheeseburgers I’m gonna have her reek in my gaff now
Make sure he wipes it from his face. She's a billion % the grand mac.
 
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Can’t believe someone who sells pens spying “I have a hairy fanny” is describing herself as professional. A professional Ming you fucking toe

Hey Jefferooney, seeing as you like seeing yourself everywhere around you, how do you feel about this which could be written about you?
Fucking Jefferooney tho
 
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That Dildo she clenched will be covered in it



Make sure he wipes it from his face. She's a billion % the grand mac.
Oh no stop it meat ban for a week now or I’m sleeping in the garden. Oh god she’s hideous and it’s hilarious
 
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The airport outfits sketch!!!??? What is she doing with her life. Seriously? The punch a horse dress??? I don’t get it. Paul needs to intervene and take Cora back if this is the madness she’s gonna have to endure
 
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Bongo cha cha cha off with your visually challenged wardrobe of holiday day wear for a few seconds i thought i was holding my phone at the wrong angle and thats why my brain felt like it was melting

no it was just her
 
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