I just can’t get my head round a mother of a 5 year old girl going out carrying on
bleeping woeful till 2 in the morning on a MONDAY NIGHT. In the summer holidays as well what the
duck. I’m not for one second judging any mother for having a night out (
duck me I go wild every once in a while - Blair loves a bender
)
Wonder what time we will get the stories of her lying in bed in the nak like a massive sweaty
bleeping slug wearing nothing but yesterday’s mazzy going on about how
fresh
She is
girl we’ve seen you eating a Big Mac at bells, you might be bullshitting everyone you feel sound but let me tell you now I bet the bins round the back of almos famous on the hottest day of the year so far smell fresher than your stinking pit
Oh and in response to that maccies story… it’s Tuesday Screff so I’m Just up to go the gym then home to work my honest 9-5 then taking my kid for a picnic tea in the park after nursery, then bath and bed. WOT BA U???
Sweat