Scousebird Blogs #18 Promotes alcoholism in a neon gym set, rents a mate off the internet

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She’s been plagiarising again. The water coming out ya Fanny has been stolen from the book ‘hurrah for gin’ which is genuinely hilarious. She’s a cheeky bleep does she not think people will notice?!! I’ve got that book it’s in the garage somewhere I’ll dig it out tomoz and provide receipts 💅🏼

Sorry edited to add it might actually be from something Caitlin Moran said not the HFG book I can’t remember, I just remembered reading it when I was on maternity years ago. Jeff is defo trying to edge down the mummy blogger route. That ship bleeping sank in 2016 Jeff ya screff now bail
I’ve got a Facebook friend who does that kind of thing and it makes me want to punch myself in the face. There’s a meme going around about a set of hand weights being left in the biscuit aisle and it’s been captioned “a decision has been made here” - this woman changed the deer’s slightly but still said “a decision has been made here” - blatant rip off.

Some folk are funny, some aren’t. I’m looking at you Jeff (and my Facebook friend)
 
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1) ‘it’s too late to pull a jive’ doesn’t even make sense.
2) what is that top 😩😩 my eyes, my eyes
3) why is she built like a wardrobe

I really want her TikTok account to be seized.
 
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1) ‘it’s too late to pull a jive’ doesn’t even make sense.
2) what is that top 😩😩 my eyes, my eyes
3) why is she built like a wardrobe

I really want her TikTok account to be seized.
Cringe watching her like those ones in the first few episodes of Britain’s got talent
 
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I’m absolutely mortified for her 🤦🏻‍♀️
Does she think it’s funny?? She’s really not funny, she’s like an embarrassing auntie!

Also the song is called apologize so precisely no one has ever thought it was ‘pull a jive’

And her face!!!! 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
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The bleeping lopsided face of hers does my bleeping head in!!
the fact that she thinks doing this with her mouth is even attractive makes me sick!!
I seriously can’t cope with her any more. What the duck is that riff?
 
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That video has just popped up again as I was scrolling Instagram of her stupid misheard lyrics and I watched it with the sound off and I can’t get over how much of a brick house she is. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… she literally doesn’t have a feminine bone in her BODY!! Big clumpy arse dance 🤢. Imagine living in a flat and her being the neighbour above stomping around the big frog bod!!
 
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“My mate Susan told me this one years ago” - the same Susan she was absolutely vile to and stopped being friends with when she got ‘Twitter famous’ 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Anyone bidding on the ‘gothic’ table and chairs she went on and on about a couple of years ago?! Currently up to £100 on eBay - apparently go for £5k+ elsewhere according to the listing!
 
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Anyone bidding on the ‘gothic’ table and chairs she went on and on about a couple of years ago?! Currently up to £100 on eBay - apparently go for £5k+ elsewhere according to the listing!
I would rather wipe me arse with bone China than ever EVER EVER sit on chairs that she’s had her sausage cave on, no thank you x
 
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