She’s literally describing herself but instead
This has absolutely killed me off !! Mainly because it’s exactly what she’ll do. She will down one her hangover drinks before hand though and be up at 6am hitting the gym as she has no other responsibilities other than going to the gym 7 days a week ... yawn 🥱I bet she’ll be out on the piss (again) tomorrow
Isn’t she one of these women who hate football? She probably hasn’t got a bleeping clue what the offside rule is and doesn’t know Harry Kane from Harry Hill. She’ll probably rock up to a boozer dressed like Mrs St George herself screaming, "It's Cooooooming Hoooome" in the hope of getting a shag and a free stripe..