Scousebird Blogs #18 Promotes alcoholism in a neon gym set, rents a mate off the internet

[Lucyloos]

She’s proper pissing me off with her shite stories about calories and exercise. No ones arsed.

 

[MariellaMac86]

Some sound nutritional information this evening from our favourite health and fitness guru.

Breakfast - McDonald’s mozzarella bites
Lunch - one whole cauliflower in oil and spices
Dinner - An avocado.

 

[Tomi2015]

Some sound nutritional information this evening from our favourite health and fitness guru.

Breakfast - McDonald’s mozzarella bites
Lunch - one whole cauliflower in oil and spices
Dinner - An avocado.

A whole cauliflower?? Imagine the smell that will come out of her now…

 

[Esteelouder]

Some sound nutritional information this evening from our favourite health and fitness guru.

Breakfast - McDonald’s mozzarella bites
Lunch - one whole cauliflower in oil and spices
Dinner - An avocado.

Please don’t get me started. She’s an absolute whopper starvation mode

 

[MariellaMac86]

Too busy for breakfast. Your shop doesn’t open till 11 and you talk to your phone for a living.

 

[SaintLeo]

Some sound nutritional information this evening from our favourite health and fitness guru.

Breakfast - McDonald’s mozzarella bites
Lunch - one whole cauliflower in oil and spices
Dinner - An avocado.

Joe Wicks will be quaking in his boots if he sees that! The lads got some competition.

 

[MariellaMac86]

We’ve gone from Bailey to one of the iron men

 

[GracieLou22]

She’s definitely on some sort of journey. Where it’ll end I don’t know? I can see her dating a women next you know. I’m getting a lesbian vibe off her recently.

 

[Dot_Cotton]

She’s definitely on some sort of journey. Where it’ll end I don’t know? I can see her dating a women next you know. I’m getting a lesbian vibe off her recently.

I think that is just because she is so into herself.

 

[Sk8rBoi]

I’m going for she’ll be on one of them mad channel 5 shows where people marry themselves……..or naked attraction.

 

[Rosieposiepie]

She’s definitely on some sort of journey. Where it’ll end I don’t know? I can see her dating a women next you know. I’m getting a lesbian vibe off her recently.

I’ve thought this for a while now! I can see it happening too…

 

[Tomi2015]

She’s definitely on some sort of journey. Where it’ll end I don’t know? I can see her dating a women next you know. I’m getting a lesbian vibe off her recently.

Some celebrities are identifying as Non Binary now. She will probably jump on that wagon

 

[StormSolitaire]

Some sound nutritional information this evening from our favourite health and fitness guru.

Breakfast - McDonald’s mozzarella bites
Lunch - one whole cauliflower in oil and spices
Dinner - An avocado.

My god that doesn’t sound appetising for someone who likes arse scranning

 

[davidsdead]

My god that doesn’t sound appetising for someone who likes arse scranning

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Coming from someone who dresses like it’s 2011 and doesn’t pay for her own Botox

 

[Tomi2015]

My god that doesn’t sound appetising for someone who likes arse scranning

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Who the actual duck does she think she is coming out with that. You’re a bleeping nobody you wombat

 

[Shazblag]

She looks like Bill bailey

Same thoughts

 

[12055584]

So we’re not gonna talk about that wallpaper then no? Smashing two styles together as per. The geo prints past it now surely

 

[cbdgummybear]

Hiyaaa Jefflets!!! Just off for ruuun (cackle) then the gym, then back to the Rocky horror show.

Who the actual duck does she think she is coming out with that. You’re a bleeping nobody you wombat

It’s like that quote is tailor made for her

 

[Brooke Davis]

My god that doesn’t sound appetising for someone who likes arse scranning

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Describing her and all of her mates…

 

[MrsCK]

She has definitely got some sort of personality disorder, it’s just mad how she goes through these phases, each one the complete polar opposite to the last.