Scousebird Blogs #18 Promotes alcoholism in a neon gym set, rents a mate off the internet

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Deflecting negativity from herself again? Classic trait of a narcissist that Jeff
 
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Fucking hell, even when she is talking about milestones in her daughter’s life she sounds so detached with such a whiff of fake pride. She is more enthusiastic bigging up Jodieeeee and about selling cunt pens and hairy fanny mugs than she is about her child.
 
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Are we saying there’s a holiday meltdown on the cards when she has to interact with Cora and possibly other parents? Imagine her swapping birthday party stories; I left her with her mates in a pamper session and went to Home & Bargain and bought make up brushes. All said while wearing that fucking awful gifted bit of fabric while she stomps about in leopard print looking like Bet Lynch on a jolly to Blackpool
 
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wasn’t this room supposed to be like old fashion Victorian Tudor style with the horrific false bookshelf wallpaper and that ghastly table and chairs. What’s with the parrots? I’m so dumbfounded by them. Her house is like a schmorgesborg of shite where nothing makes sense. Imagine going back to a girls house and she has parrots hanging from her chandelier. Be outta there like a hot snot me.
 
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I came on here about the parrots there is literally no “style” to the room… or house for that matter it’s like she went to a booty and just bought everything, whether it goes or not

ps Jeff has a wizards sleeve.
 
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Her house reminds me of quiggins or a antique shop (this isn’t a fuckin compliment meffany) Mish mash of absolute shite that doesn’t go, I find it hilarious that she actually shows this house of horrors off online! The delusion! Reminds me of how my nans house looked in the 80s no surface or wall was safe, she even had plates on the wall and crazy patterned carpets that you if you stared at for long enough you could see images.

You know when you look at pics of yourself as a kid in the 80s/early 90s and your like “ah ay look at the kip of our house mum, what were you thinking” well this is Cora now.
 
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What the fuck is she wearing now?? It’s like she has a mentally ill chimpanzee hiding in her wardrobe telling her what to wear every day
 
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What the fuck is she wearing now?? It’s like she has a mentally ill chimpanzee hiding in her wardrobe telling her what to wear every day
Mentally ill chimpanzee . Just chucking random back of the wardrobe shit to her that really should be in the clothes bank never mind the charity shop
 
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Watching her on stories makes me quesy. If she isn’t eating or drinking when she’s talking, she fucks about with her tongue in her mouth like she is eating or drinking. Never known anyone to be so distracting with spit and lip slapping noises when they speak
 
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Your picture hahaha

what a guy eh
thought I’d change my original pic (a pic of the shop Storm in St Johns) in case scousebird came after them, couldn’t find a pic of defunct legends Kumar Bros or Smartell so chose a pic of the only true Scouse influencer headlining at the top of Piss Alley
 
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Who goes to her shop really tho? I’ve been past 3 times this week and there hasn’t been a soul inside. Also... has anyone tried those hangover drinks? Do they work? Asking for a friend
Fiver a can?! Fuk that girl. These are my hangover cure I swear they are amazing. When I drink I drink a lot and I always wake up ruined. Not a hangover in sight with these
 

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Food on her mouth and chest and picking her teeth with her tongue while talking. INFURIATING
Just fucking borked when she licked that white piece of dandruff (or whatever the fuck was all over her) off her lip the fucking MESS
 
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