Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

[Blair-Waldorf]

Gutted Desserts by Dre might end up stocking his fabulous cakes in her place. Don't do it Dre! Run a mile!!!!

Also, have we all just given up on wearing face masks now?

Omg I’ll be FUMING if so. I love him!!!! I feel like messaging him with a link to this thread

 

[Esteelouder]

JEFF THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO TIK TOK. SOMEONE REMOVE THE PHONE FROM HER NOWWWWWW

 

[Trollinell]

The irony of the new Tik Tok. Jeff hasn’t got any mates from school has she can’t sustain long term relationships of any sort. Wonder what she’d be doing for mates if Twitter didn’t exist

 

[GemAitch]

The school run tiktok, she won't recognise anyone there because she never does it

 

[Tomi2015]

The irony of the new Tik Tok. Jeff hasn’t got any mates from school has she can’t sustain long term relationships of any sort. Wonder what she’d be doing for mates if Twitter didn’t exist

Be like when Kevin puts all the dummies and cutouts around the house in Home Alone
Look I’m having a party with all me mates

 

[MariellaMac86]

Thread suggestion - hating men once again, needs a sympathy hairy fanny pen

 

[davidsdead]

These tik toks are they meant to be funny?
cora come and get ya ma.

 

[Tomi2015]

These tik toks are they meant to be funny?
cora come and get ya ma.

She’s her very own bleeping circle of sheow

These tik toks are they meant to be funny?
cora come and get ya ma.

Cora will say..”who’s me Ma?”

 

[Scousebird0924]

another photoshopped pic the side of the wardrobe doesn’t even line up of the grey dress hanging out!

 

[Noteanoshade]

Spot the difference? Ill Give you a clue it’s not the polygon of a wardrobe.

 

[Tomi2015]

another photoshopped pic the side of the wardrobe doesn’t even line up of the grey dress hanging out!

Bendy wardrobe

 

[Yerma]

View attachment 599456Spot the difference? Ill Give you a clue it’s not the polygon of a wardrobe.

Urgh she’s got a proper grid hasn’t she. Built like a fridge

 

[Noteanoshade]

Just HOW!!!! How does she have the audacity to post THAT caption with an altered photo. Her trainer must be slamming her face against the table.

Just showed Mr Shade as I was laughing (exhales loudly through my nose) at the audacity;

‘Pull her up on it, she’s fuckin odd her mate, she’s got a head like a runner bean’

 

[12055584]

I swear if my brother brought a woman home who only seen her kid one night a week we’d all be like, er don’t think so mate she’s clearly a wrong’un.
And just to be fair, I’d think just as bad of a bloke who didn’t do everything he could for his children. Something about a mother doing it though that just isn’t right. No mother I know, not one single girl in my life would ever be separated from her kid like that. I’d make my ex drag me through every court he could. It makes me laugh that she tries to claim it’s 50/50!! 50/50 isn’t one night a week while you galavant all over Liverpool calling it ‘work’. She employs staff, she could take a step back and focus on the social media side and set herself work hours that fit around her child - it’s not about needs must, she literally just doesn’t want to. That’s why she was an unstable mess when the kid turned 5. The years are passing her by and the guilt must kick in once a year.

She’s straight out of the sallie axl book of parenting this one

View attachment 599456Spot the difference? Ill Give you a clue it’s not the polygon of a wardrobe.

Is she ok?

 

[Tomi2015]

Just HOW!!!! How does she have the audacity to post THAT caption with an altered photo. Her trainer must be slamming her face against the table.

Just showed Mr Shade as I was laughing (exhales loudly through my nose) at the audacity;

‘Pull her up on it, she’s fuckin odd her mate, she’s got a head like a runner bean’

Head like a runner bean. Ok it’s only 20 to 2 and that has killed me of for the day

 

[MariellaMac86]

View attachment 599456Spot the difference? Ill Give you a clue it’s not the polygon of a wardrobe.

this is entering Kate hayes territory this.

 

[Roastielover]

I honestly feel like commenting something but she’ll only prob block me! Once you see it you can’t unsee! Ahh girl, cringing for ya!

 

[davidsdead]

She has a unhealthy obsession with thinking anyone gives a shiny shite about her weight loss but her. Its not normal to bombarded your followers with your barely noticeable weight loss pics daily. No one cares! Create a scousebirdslims page, Jesus Christ you’ve made one for everything else.
And no Steph I’m not jealous. I’m skinnier than you boo must be all that running around after my kid

 

[DontCare111]

This page is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read. Id buy this as a book

 

[cbdgummybear]

This page is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read. Id buy this as a book

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