Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

[Blair-Waldorf]

Gutted Desserts by Dre might end up stocking his fabulous cakes in her place. Don't do it Dre! Run a mile!!!!

Also, have we all just given up on wearing face masks now?

Omg I’ll be FUMING if so. I love him!!!! I feel like messaging him with a link to this thread

 

[davidsdead]

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I just can’t stop laughing at this

 

[davidsdead]

The supplier has a shop on amazon and she is literally doubling the price that they sell their gins for. I wish everyone knew this so didn’t make the mistake of buying from her. Takes the fucking piss. I know there has to be a bit of a mark up but she is getting it for trade price and then flogging it at extortionate rates. This pisses me off!

I looked at their site. Average price around 19.99 and she’s selling them for £40

 

[Roastielover]

I'm just down the road from there - I'm so intrigued if I've ever passed anyone from on here

Or we went the same school!

 

[Asevithankstome]

What school did yous go to can you say?

Mine was next to Secrets which is no longer there

 

[TheFox286]

That headband Least when the gift shops fails she can undercut the giant lime street screen and rent her fod out for advertising.

Hahahahaha I am fucking crying.

 

[Tomi2015]

She wants to come across as sexually empowered like Samantha from Sex and the City but she’s more like Jay from the Inbetweeners! As per her overused meme “change my mind”

Her customers must be fools. There’s mark up and making a profit and then there’s daylight robbery!

If I had one of them it would be filled with Jeff and my boss

 

[cbdgummybear]

Scouse Blert - A fod that is a snipers delight

 

[Asevithankstome]

Cue some hate chucked towards the male populus from our Jeffers

 

[5678]

My first thought when I seen you was you were Elissa C but then last week Scousebird got gifted her libido tabs

omg I honestly thought this poster was Elissa also

 

[Yerma]

Dragon teeth....they were like a row of chewed up fruitella’s weren’t they

Hahahaha just vile!

 

[Scousebird0924]

Us DABs need to invest in burner phones so we can contact each other about this kinda thing.

Am up for this shirl

 

[5678]

Well it there's ever a tattle page about me I'll certainly be letting you all know who I am so you can have your girl Shirls back (unless I've unwittingly turned into a dickhead by then, in which case, stage an intervention).

If a thread was started about you, would you consider it market research/ constructive feedback?

 

[Brooke Davis]

Omg I’m dying to know who you are we could actually be mates



hahaha mmmmm I always got a battered sausage. Aw the fish bar is called something else now isn’t it

considering jeff bums Crosby I never saw her on a night out there ever


Fuck off i am screaming

Same!!
I might start going round shouting blairrrrrrr like that woman who lost her parrot Chanel
It’s called lin’s takeaway now!
hahahha Jeff was probably hanging round where the maricourt kids drank to find new mates!

 

[Cady1954]

just no need Jeff

Why is she so vile?

 

[FoxyNasa]

Not yet. Loads of tea in thread one though, I always send people back there

On my wayyyyyyy

 

[12055584]

You know when a toddler is acting up so you ignore them, and the behaviour gets rapidly worse as they try and push and push for attention before bursting into tears and realises it's all over for them and they're not going to get what they want? Well, *gestures broadly in Jeff's direction*.

Spot on Shirl... she’s ready for a meltdown

 

[Rosieposiepie]

hilarious Jeff

 

[davidsdead]

So Lauren is back posting on Paul’s pics of Cora saying happy bday to my little bezzie. Ffs

 

[Asevithankstome]

Just saw a lady explaining that tiktok have recently introduced a new feature where you can now pay for views, likes and to be featured on the for you page. Perfect for our Jeff who has form for paying for followers and likes lol. Expect a lot more tiktok content from her from now on, and an amazing increase in her viewer numbers

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