Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

[12055584]

I swear if my brother brought a woman home who only seen her kid one night a week we’d all be like, er don’t think so mate she’s clearly a wrong’un.
And just to be fair, I’d think just as bad of a bloke who didn’t do everything he could for his children. Something about a mother doing it though that just isn’t right. No mother I know, not one single girl in my life would ever be separated from her kid like that. I’d make my ex drag me through every court he could. It makes me laugh that she tries to claim it’s 50/50!! 50/50 isn’t one night a week while you galavant all over Liverpool calling it ‘work’. She employs staff, she could take a step back and focus on the social media side and set herself work hours that fit around her child - it’s not about needs must, she literally just doesn’t want to. That’s why she was an unstable mess when the kid turned 5. The years are passing her by and the guilt must kick in once a year.

She’s straight out of the sallie axl book of parenting this one

View attachment 599456Spot the difference? Ill Give you a clue it’s not the polygon of a wardrobe.

Is she ok?

 

[Asevithankstome]

Ah got it. I went to savio. I think we’re rivals enemies unite to take down big bird.

Haha! Leave school hatred around the gates but solidify about her out of date sweets and Blackpool-esque souvenir shop

 

[Scousebird0924]

I thought Henry had 6 wives not that am arsed as much as Jeff is with the dirty dick so wouldn’t he be looking for his 7th wife?

 

[Trollinell]

As you’re saying horrible hairdresser I’ll put you down as a maybe for The DAB inner child healing course I was going to book us all on .

This has gone right over my head (insomnia brain)

He’s opening his own training academy hahah Steven weavin training.

*weavin Steven I mean hahah

What’s he teaching? How to pick pocket? I’ve heard it all now. Going to put my head in the oven

 

[davidsdead]

This is weavin Steven

This could be Steph’a brother. Twins.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Shirl! That adrenochrome? That why you’re keeping looking amazing? Just imagined it would be red colour. Never know these days.

how does weavin Stephen not have his own thread? Or does he?

I don’t think he does, have u got tea on him?

He needs it! I can’t say much as it will out me but he’s one robbing BASTARD! And I don’t mean his prices either....


Some horrible hairdresser turned ‘aesthetics practitioner’. Have a look at his IG.

Fuck off really!! Tell us more

 

[SaintLeo]

Lovely x

Looks like she's been reading tattle again, post this morning explaining why she had a hangover recently (out of stock on her magic drinks!) And a comment to drink responsibly she's using the thread to police herself.

“Drink responsibly, unless you fancy downing a whole bottle of voddy”

 

[Houseofscouse]

Fucking hell, does anyone know which JD she goes to? I go to one of those

Looks like the dale street one Theres me cancelling my membership

 

[Tomi2015]

You’d probably have a spit roast with both of them…ya big gronk
Hi Jeff ‍

Don’t think she could ever go back as she slagged them off to death on Twitter and apparently was a crank when she was there

I believe so

 

[TJ90]

Lee Walker at BCity was the best of the best for aesthetics. As far as i’m aware he trains now and doesn’t administer himself from clinic - or if he does it’s nowhere near as much as he used to. To go from him and now go to half the aesthetics practitioners in the North just isn’t right. She will go anywhere that it’s free.

 

[Biscuit_thief]

Since they’ve only started doing the over 30’s now, I’d love to know how crab paste knickers has had 2 COVID jabs

I really want to know how she ‘got the call’ and has had her 2 jabs about 6 weeks apart!
I have an underlying condition and had my 1st one 9 weeks ago and they won’t even let me book my 2nd yet!
Just when I thought she couldn’t piss me off any more!

 

[Scousehigh]

She promoted them hair extensions before even getting them in

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Did the little Jefflets actually find that tea episode amusing? It was disgusting. Surely no one could see that and think..”that’s really funny”

I'm guessing they're not laughing with her, they're laughing at her. At least I hope that's the case.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

What JD gym is she going to? Swear we’re all from the same area and around the same age. Defo drank in the George together at some point

Omg the George I was there 3 nights a week remember that mad scary bouncer Nicky Nicky man head the original

 

[davidsdead]

Thank you!
Good lord, that poor customer!! I’d be livid if she’d written that

I know same. What a twat! Sums her up.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Eeee how mad! I’m 29!
Yeahhh I think it may of been 15 yknow! I’ve no clue how they even know each other!! Jeff is nearly old enough to be her mum

Omg same. I must defo know you I left in 2008

sorry but that’s beyond creepy and if I was lizzy’s ma I would have been asking questions

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I only usually lurk on here but I just saw this on Twitter what kind of bad weirdo tweets that but the fact she’s retweeted it too!! I am ashamed for all involved.

Let’s see if she’s feeling so buzzy in a few weeks.
Congrats on the thread title @Tomi2015.

 

[SoggyWeather]

Why is she dressed like a Sunday School teacher Someone put a comment saying it matches her wallpaper

Fashion show for her mates *ahem* jefflets for her outfit for Pioneer tomorrow. I really wanted to book a table but Mr soggy is a boring ass and said no

 

[Ashleygardens]

Was she a bit of a victim? The way she is now I just imagine she turned a bit when she left school.

 

[StormSolitaire]

Thing is I’m sure she used to dress nice, River Island, Mark Melia, Kurt Geiger, topshop RIP god she reminisced about Lipsy frocks again this week, must be the 4th time.

Lipsy’s got alright stuff in lately, not just party frocks but they’ve branched out into everyday wear now, she could do with having a mooch.