Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

[Ashleygardens]

Am I the only one who doesn't think that bra is really working for her?

Also, Holly Henderson? How did I miss that? Did she say that he was? This is new to me!

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Her man hands crack me up. Wouldn’t want a slap off her tbf.

Fingers like Richmond sausages

 

[Tomi2015]

She’s just warped

She’s a fucking witch who isn’t remotely amusing

 

[Asevithankstome]

No way! First pic on here gets another sequinned star patch to see onto their DABs jacket

 

[MrsPurchase]

Why is she banging on about her jawline? I can’t see any difference?

 

[B4M81]

A whole long boring story about hair burst along with a discount code and not a single ad declaration to be found.

JEFF youlegallyhavetodeclareads

Did you see / cringe when she said she kept forgetting what the discount code was

 

[Noteanoshade]

Oh Shirl I wish I could DM you. I need some of your words of wisdom for boosting my page!

I was gonna write the same. I’ve only got a few thousand but my reach is shite. Try all the hashtag shit, interactive posts and questions, reels, showing my face on stories, key times and I’m just flopping.

 

[Tomi2015]

Stick to my Tanqueray thanks. Having the blackcurrant Royale one tonight

 

[Lucyloos]

I just had a look through the absolute SHITE she’s selling

Ps. Ignore the top fan thing. I have NEVER commented on anything of hers EVER

 

[Tessiebear]

Snap at your profile pic!

Great minds think alike
It had to be done! As soon as I saw it on the ‘gram I jumped on here to update it.
it’s the gift that keeps on giving!
She should ‘pop art’ it and use it instead of the Marilyn/coleen one

 

[Asevithankstome]

Mine too

Yess!! I was gutted when I heard the headmaster had died. He was a legend

and mine!

Oh my god this thread is turning into an alumni!

 

[GemAitch]

She's a bad spamhead. That is all

 

[SaintLeo]

Literally couldn’t watch to the end of that Tiktok, the second hand cringe was too painful. WT actual F possessed her??

 

[Scousehigh]

The slurpin the tea

 

[SaintLeo]

Why does she always take mirror selfie’s at thar weird angle that makes her look like she’s dislocated her elbow?

 

[Shazblag]

Never used her my daughter gets hers from a lovely lady in Norris Green on insta makes delicious cakes and her place is spotless. Cathy’s Cakes if your local and wanting a cake have a look. Thank me later

 

[Dot_Cotton]

Looks like a twat on tiktok, hates men but needs some cock (I know it can’t win anyway for the swearing but it has to be said).

 

[Trollinell]

I don’t think he does, have u got tea on him?


Fuck off really!! Tell us more

He has sticky fingers if you get me!

 

[MariellaMac86]

My next bit of tattle good work.

Hey Steph,

your returns policy is unlawful. There are pesky statutory rights you see.

I can’t work out if her flagrant disregard for regulation is impressive or scary

 

[SoggyWeather]

Can anyone smell Tuna? Stop wafting your flaps Meffany!