DeceasedI don't understand why anyone would want their drink to resemble the contents of a bottle of Mr. Matey.
DeceasedI don't understand why anyone would want their drink to resemble the contents of a bottle of Mr. Matey.
This sprung to mind when I saw it. Jeff had all the sincerity of a step dad crying at his teenage daughters press conference knowing full well he buried her under the patio last week.The little lip bite and hand to try and seem like she had emotions over that book.
says something when your kid draws a pic of her and you but she depicts herself as being sick green with tears.
Imagine if it was an undercover DAB....Blimey! That job vacancy was filled quickly!
The credibility of her posts will give away her allegiance and she has already said she wants to buy āeverythinkā so Iām sitting on the fence. Although she does say they āstock everything...the most gorgeous thingsā so Iād say she is a Jefflet. Not sure how many of us would be comfortable flogging tat, running the gaff while Jeff is ādrinking champagne in my big house in Crosby with a Lexus on my drivewayā and being the new face of the shop of horrors for 18k.Imagine if it was an undercover DAB....
You paid 150k, calm the duck down hun and it really isnāt big at all.Thread suggestion:
Itās an average sized end of terrace with no garden, luv.
I had a good old scroll through the Cora the explorer insta account this morning... first thing, she has only posted 4 times this year, now knowing how much our Jeff loves social media just goes to show how much time she spends with Cora and how little there is worth actually posting...Thread suggestion:
Itās an average sized end of terrace with no garden, luv.
She was probably pissed or coked upThe most a house has sold for in her street is 170k last year. Makes out likes sheās in a Crosby manor.
Was in M&S today about 11am and could see her shop wasnāt even open. What kind of shop doesnāt open until practically midday in town?
I guess when you donāt have a school run to do your day probably doesnāt begin until about 10am, unless ya getting ya lashes done like.She was probably pissed or coked up
Let us know how you get on please Shirl. Iād love to have it doneYour girl Shirl decided to look into laser hair removal today, get it done in time for Strictly 2021. First site I went on proclaimed "used by famous influencers", with a video of Jeff gurning into her phone, going on about how "boss" it is. I'll be taking my cash elsewhere, can't trust an endorsement from someone with that beard.
I will do, I have a consultation appointment next week. Ya girl Shirl will be the envy of the ballroomLet us know how you get on please Shirl. Iād love to have it done
Waiting for all the men to comment "no, that would be a travesty" or however the grey tracksuited hooligans would word it.Oh dear
Iām resisting the urge to comment so much! Sheās well on the ale now!I will do, I have a consultation appointment next week. Ya girl Shirl will be the envy of the ballroom
Waiting for all the men to comment "no, that would be a travesty" or however the grey tracksuited hooligans would word it.
Some fella has tit on her cornflakes again. And knowing her probably literallyOh dear
After she has had her dinner described in that weird attempt at a āposhā voice she was putting on. She is wearing so many faces sheās getting confused about who she is when she is commenting. Oh God....thereās gonna be a post from the bath peeling off one of her faces, isnāt there?Iām resisting the urge to comment so much! Sheās well on the ale now!
I'd accuse her of queerbaiting but there's more chance of catching a fish using my strictly scorecard than there is of Jeff bagging a lesbian.Iām resisting the urge to comment so much! Sheās well on the ale now!