I think even she realised what a bleep she sounded when she opened with the Spanish... she looked down and took a minute before carrying on, to me it was like the way you do when you wave and say hello to someone in the street then realise it’s not who you thought it was and you want the earth to swallow you up
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To be honest, to me it looked like she was giving it the “I’ll give you a moment to go to Google translate” smugness from recalling a GCSE Spanish phrase.
Hahaha I was just about to say that. She was probably looking at google translate on her phone
And a big crusty arse to snack on
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Did you see her follow up to that one? About licking her muffin and handing her a McMuffinHahaha I was just about to say that. She was probably looking at google translate on her phone
And a big crusty arse to snack on
Muffin?? More like a stale, mouldy loafDid you see her follow up to that one? About licking her muffin and handing her a McMuffin
do you reckon her nose is flat at the tip with being pressed up against to many arses
If the shop has been busy she wouldn’t have been posting videos every 10 minutes coz she wouldn’t have time. There’s not been one bit of evidence of any human other than her going in, so why would we believe there was a queue? Jog on Jeff
How come she’s not banging on and on about her caravan in Wales?thought this would have had a mention by now?has she sold it?
That is very, very likely tbf. She is that level of arrogant and over confident. Personally, I wanted the ground to swallow me up for having witnessed it. *cringe*
Well just as she's trying to open a cafe... There's a fabulous new Instagrammable cafe in development over on Tithebarn St. An actual proper cafe with food hygiene measures and no bleep mugs. Opening next month, we must pay a visit, dabs 
Any pink lattes? Or does our Jeff have the unenviable monopoly on them?Well just as she's trying to open a cafe... There's a fabulous new Instagrammable cafe in development over on Tithebarn St. An actual proper cafe with food hygiene measures and no bleep mugs. Opening next month, we must pay a visit, dabs
She has the monopoly on all things pink: pink hot chocolate, pink lattes, pink eye....
Found the perfect sign for herWell just as she's trying to open a cafe... There's a fabulous new Instagrammable cafe in development over on Tithebarn St. An actual proper cafe with food hygiene measures and no bleep mugs. Opening next month, we must pay a visit, dabs
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1% engagement rate. This is why she doesn’t work with any major brands.
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Average like just over 500 when she’s got 110k followers....
she’s technically talking to herself and tattlers on her stories!
What did you use to look at this? Be interesting to look at other “influencer” accounts
Hiya Jeffany 
While you and your tit pink lipstick are basking in the sun on the pavement, #where’sCora?
While you and your tit pink lipstick are basking in the sun on the pavement, #where’sCora?
Like them noodles ya put in the fryer and they crackle and go all over the placeHer hair looks like it was put in a deep fat fryer for 20 mins. Snapped and flat
Does she not realise that some DABs on here work in town and can call her out on her "my shop is sooooo busy" bullshit at the drop of a hat? Ignorance is bliss Jeff
Random fellas on IG's pink puckered arseholes.....
Saw this on a fb post, if Ma Cureton opened a chippy.... "me sausages were so raw they were still oinking"
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So on today’s episode of things that didn’t happen... she has just spotted some fella she matched with on bumble..... and after 3 days he wanted to run away to Cuba? Think he meant alone Jeff... FROM YOU!
I've just done my own on the Tanke site (I'm not an influencer per se, but it's a big part of my working profile). Mine is at 8%, which I'm thrilled with. Industry goal for decent paid partnerships is 10%. 1% is why no agent will touch her.What did you use to look at this? Be interesting to look at other “influencer” accounts
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