Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[davidsdead]

Did you hear her her say she was having her yellow hair done. Obviously a little dig at tattle. What happened to the “I know it exists, it’s just not in my world” shite when she swore she never read here in that vid she did kissing Kate hayes arse?

 

[MrsPurchase]

I was Jeff sticking up for KH that first altered me to Tattle, she told people to have a look on here. It was the most helpful thing she’s ever posted. Thanks Jeff

 

[Helpmeout]

Another gorgeous outfit... why does she look like my year 9 teacher going on a field trip?

 

[Bonmarche]

Steph has CLEARLY been reading on here about how much see neglects and doesn't care about Cora. In fact read my post from this morning when I said she doesn't go on about kids stuff and Cora enough!

The book is cute what she has done, the bit where Cora is crying is because mummy has come to pick me up, and all she does is get drunk and get me smash in pinatas with my face on so I wanted daddy to come

and like you said she has only seen that this morning, but was it me or does Steph show no emotion at all over that book? For my daugther I would have a tear in my eye, but Steph only cries when she needs co*k or over Corbyn (the worst leader ever!)

 

[Roastielover]

Anyone click onto the home and bargains bag full of cleaning products? Thought her Spanish cleaning range was out of this weeeeerrrrrrllld!?

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I’ve just legged it’s here to say about her lying in bed wearing the outfit she’s been rolling round a fucking field in. Fuckin minty must stink off sweat BO ciggy smoke disco fanny stale ale urghhh perish the thought

why isn’t she getting up on a bank hol to take her kid out or spend the day in the house playing baking making a den etc

And that coffee I’ve had a sleepless night over line of duty and I’m fucked but I’d rather walk round like a zombie all day than touch a ‘glass of PINK COFFEE’

 

[Tomi2015]

She really considers herself representational of 30 year olds? An old bum bag with a shapeless C&A dress designed in 1983, an anorak and hobnailed boots? Nature may be healing but my retinas are burning.

That fucking outfit. She looks like she should be sitting on a park bench with that bottle in her hand, shouting at pigeons

 

[Babygirlie21]

She really considers herself representational of 30 year olds? An old bum bag with a shapeless C&A dress designed in 1983, an anorak and hobnailed boots? Nature may be healing but my retinas are burning.

She is well trolling us with this fuckin getup, it's almost as if she LIVES for us to trash her and what she's wearing

 

[Tomi2015]

Well girls, it's National weekend! Let's celebrate by remembering the golden year of horse racing, when Jeff got "circle of sheeeowed" by the Daily Mail.
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The one where she looks like she’s going to punch a horse because it lost

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Ive been a lurker on here for a long time but I’ve had to come on and give you the tea.

Paul has been telling people my friend who put up with his shit for over a year (the good looking one you all talk about) “threatened” his daughter while she slept and he had to call the police on her but he is now back following her on insta only a few months after said incident and liking her pictures. Great parenting skills, putting your child at potential risk to try get your leg over again. Wonder what Jeff has to say about that? Kid has no chance with parents like these.

Do yourself a favour get out of your ex wife’s house stop lying and actually be a good dad, not just for the internet. He is obsessed with this site and people on here writing about him so here you go greaseball Paul have a load of that you hairy winnet

Hairy winnet



so Lauren threatened Cora?

how many espresso martinis have you had Stephanie

 

[5678]

Omg she’s a fashion car crash, where do I start?! That noodle head, that disgusting fucking jumpsuit, the earrings (no comment)... she’s deluded

she’s a fucking troglodyte. Her hair looks a disgrace, so does the whole outfit. The deluded self confidence and the fact she’s literally an absent ma. I know people desperate for babies and she doesn’t even bother with hers because she’s too busy eye fucking herself on Instagram while dressed as pat butcher. Car crash. Meff.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Gets recognised?? Let me be clear, no one in the entertainment industry knows who she is. No one.

 

[StormSolitaire]

I think the footy post backfired do you gay men like footy too. So do a lot of girls especially Scouse and Manc girls. If she is a Scouse Bird she would know this! When I was at school at least half my year was football crazy, especially cos Euro 96 held some matches in Liverpool, then France 98 we also followed religiously. We backed our schoolbooks in Redknapp, Owen and Giggsy posters. Even middle aged women here are staunchly red or blue!
Love the socialist aspect of the comments too. Amazing.

 

[Fizz22]

I wish people would stop bumming moel famau. Its a fucking large hill. People do it with their dogs. Jog up scafell pike from the village and then chat about "mountain climbing". She's a bore fest. Only does it to see the scouse lads doing the same walk with their mates.

 

[TJ90]

I think the footy post backfired do you gay men like footy too. So do a lot of girls especially Scouse and Manc girls. If she is a Scouse Bird she would know this! When I was at school at least half my year was football crazy, especially cos Euro 96 held some matches in Liverpool, then France 98 we also followed religiously. We backed our schoolbooks in Redknapp, Owen and Giggsy posters. Even middle aged women here are staunchly red or blue!
Love the socialist aspect of the comments too. Amazing.

Yeh, I remember her calling women match slags. I’ve had a season ticket for 12 years if that makes me a match slag then so be it

 

[Tomi2015]

I've still not gotten into town to see how long the queue is for Scouse Bird Shod, but I did see NMH getting out her car in Litherland earlier.

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What a coincidence. I’ve got a pic of her running down piss alley trying to drag people into jeffs shop

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Anyone click onto the home and bargains bag full of cleaning products? Thought her Spanish cleaning range was out of this weeeeerrrrrrllld!?

And a big fuck off box of PG Tips, no amazing complimentary scouse bird tea for any of the caravan guests it seems.

 

[davidsdead]

Argh, my eyes! I wish she would employ a qualified graphic designer who could help her with her branding ffs. It’s all so amateurish.

Isn’t it!! Looks like it was made with clip art by a year 11

 

[Tomi2015]

dead at that picture, looks like Greengrass from heartbeat is on his hols

When someone first posted it on here I said she looked Like Andy from Little Britain

 

[Rosieposiepie]

Put me in the mood to watch Coneheads! Tar Jeff