Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Asevithankstome]

Jeff sounds as surprised as we are that she has had customers today. 5 in one go..no wonder she’s recruiting!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Shirl I’m dying to know who you are

Me too

 

[Helpmeout]

The shop always looks and sounds awfully empty any time she videos

 

[StormSolitaire]

Oh my god I do! It was for Esther "horse teeth" Rantzen wasn't it? God I forgot all about that. Some cringe 90s clobber in that video.....Jeff would love it, and prob try and track it all down to wear in her next fuckin mirror selfie
Omg remember Deuce?? "I, will, swear, on the bible" proper cheese was Dec's now ex-wifes band wasn't it. God I need to YouTube all these and have a nostalgic dance around me living room

Yes! I remember that boyband MN8 in it,they were fit and surprised they only had abar 2 singles out, always seemed to get pushed by Mizz and TV Hits, I reckon Steps just ripped off Deuce and tried to model Claire on Kelly especially in the On the Bible vid were they at the Liverpool Show? I know 911 deffo were, god when did the Lpool Show stop anyway?

 

[davidsdead]

When someone first posted it on here I said she looked Like Andy from Little Britain

First thing that came to mind! Spitting image

 

[5678]

You’d think she’d check the spelling of REPELLENT on her candle label. It’s an E not an A hun.

Btw what does Scouse Prinny Rammers mean?

It’s a playlist on Spotify

 

[Babygirlie21]

The only TV show I could imagine her on is naked attraction tbh. All the cocks come on display she cackles like mad then like the full Andy from little Britain she is says “I want that one”. Followed by more cackling

God she's so desperate for cock that the show will be over in about 2 mins
"this cock is comin home with me, see yaaaa! "

 

[Asevithankstome]

At £4.80 for a can of milk thistle and glucose they’ve gotta be paying her mortgage cos that shop of shite sounds empty.

 

[Lucyloos]

Who is actually taking these photos? Cora? #werescora?

 

[cbdgummybear]

Diaries, girls, diaries!! Get yer diaries before they’ve flown into the £1 basket next to the mouldy cream eggs!

On Saturday when soooo many people are turning up to the newest freak show shop in town, those diaries will be off the shelves and into their Scouse Bird tote bags so quickly you’ll regret not getting one.

Also, how many pissed up blokes are gonna head to The Most Famous Shutters In Merseyside (in Jeff’s opinion) to piss up against them? The shit design is just target practice.

Thanks for the advice!! Noted!!

 

[Lucyloos]

Soz. Found one on some random stuff page out of 181 photos.

Cropped the fella out though

 

[Babygirlie21]

Oh girls have just caught up and I'm howling
At the caravan with some of that shite wine she sells and a good book (that, surprise surprise she also sells in the shop of shite!)
Can she ever even read a book all the way through?? Not including her shite diary

Facetiming her kid as well, am surprised she even does that if I'm honest!

 

[Jackmc]

Seen this on someones IG, this has gotta be a Ma Cureton special

Omg what they hell is that chicken looks raw

 

[Asevithankstome]

She’s starting on the ale again...so she had Cora for a few hours in the afternoon?(no way am I believing that she hasn’t been in some sort of custody struggle.It’s obvious her time with the child is limited.)

Unless there’s a court order which would’ve been agreed by the parents before it was made by the court, they’ll be agreeing contact times informally but the child’s wishes have to be listened to because in residence and contact cases, the child’s best interests come first irrespective of working times and social lives so it may be that Cora is being vocal about who she prefers being with the majority of the time.

 

[Babygirlie21]

She’ll of deffo applied.
Soz @Babygirlie21 I’ve just copied your comment.

It's ok guuurl, all of us DABs are constantly on the same wavelength over this absolute car crash of a woman, itsss alll guuud *finger clicks*

 

[DoubleDenim]

haha for me it's anyone who doesn't have a purple wheelie bin in the UK no matter how far away from Liverpool they are:
Alton Towers "proper full of wools"
Heathrow airport "fucking wools everywhere"

I know it's technically not the correct way of using it, but always a fun word to say!

That's me told

 

[Esteelouder]

dead at that picture, looks like Greengrass from heartbeat is on his hols

Hahahahahqhhqhqhqhq crying!!!!!!

 

[Trollinell]

Shirl plea

I'm considering throwing some sequins over that way. See how long it takes for Kate to bounce down to Elstree Studios demanding to see Shirley Ballas.

Shirl please come over to the KHM thread

 

[Cady1954]

Was she in bed this morning wearing yesterday’s outfit? Oh my god, can’t say I’ve never woken up in clothes from the night before but I defo wouldn’t want anyone knowing about it!

We do now!

 

[Asevithankstome]

I’m resisting the urge to comment so much! She’s well on the ale now!

After she has had her dinner described in that weird attempt at a “posh” voice she was putting on. She is wearing so many faces she’s getting confused about who she is when she is commenting. Oh God....there’s gonna be a post from the bath peeling off one of her faces, isn’t there?