Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[MrsPurchase]

Ahhh fuck off Jeff...
Purposely angling the camera to show your tit hanging out.... your eyes were constantly looking down at it whilst recording yourself And just incase any potential arse scranees missed it you point it out as if it was accidental....
I just can’t anymore.... the desperation is pathetic! Get to bed you soft slag and stop begging for dick

There you go Jeffrey! There’s so screenshots of you NOT NOTICING your tit was hanging out AT ALL.... even though your fucking eyes are staring at it.... thirsty slag

Just coming on to say this! Any bets that she’ll soon say everyone keeps messaging her asking if she got an only fans channel... well here’s the swipe up! Lol

 

[Tomi2015]

Hahahahahaa!! She has said in her post looking “pretty” that she’s gonna be a 20/10 later.

Delusion off the scale. I’ve got an old pair of jeans on and my hair just thrown up cutting the grass and I probably look better

 

[DoubleDenim]

I can't really comment on Paul. I know little about him and he's not the key subject of the tattle thread (hence why I've no issue with him, he's done nothing to offend me). I'm sure he's got his faults, must do to have married Shrek there, but I hope the thread isn't derailed because someone has beef with him...

Sorry if I've misread the situation girls, something just feels off. Ya girl Shirl uses tattle for good rather than evil.

Looking good in the sombrero, I saw a fab one in a charity shop in the strand that would be perfect for you CHEFS KISS

 

[Jackmc]

You should have got a load of stuff and when she’d put it all through the till, said “shit I’ve forgot my purse” and walked out

Omg that would have been so funny dont think an that brave though I’d have ended up paying for it

Probs having a quick shower

Omg yeah probably was , my fella was like what the hell is that shop !

 

[12055584]

Probably bang on.

Also when you’re in your mid thirties it’s a bit early in the day to declare yourself hangover free. In my experience older you get, the later in the day the hangovers kick in...

I’m on day 2 of a hangover and the end seems so far away Kill me now

raw chicken, soft green beans and what are those discs top right? I’d rather starve. The Yankee candle was nowhere near those sausages either

Louise, please tell me how in any way shape or form Jeff is kind and a top role model for Cora? Carolyn, how is Cora every inch her mother? Do you mean cos they are never together?

have these people actually seen her content? Fresh? Just wow...

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Or maybe someone has travelled from her imagination, out of her mouth and onto her phone

It's Jeff, but wiggling her finger and speaking in a high pitched voice like that kid on The Shining when he's channelling the dead.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Also loving the sombreros, I had to stop myself from buying a massive one from a charity shop in the strand today
Looking good in the sombrero, I saw a fab one in a charity shop in the strand that would be perfect for you CHEFS KISS

I know where I'm going tomorrow....

 

[Babygirlie21]

View attachment 553188Happy Friday folks , nice treat for thine eyes

PLEASE tell me she didn't get that done professionally?? I could do better in the fuckin dark! Or maybe it was her mate KHM

Marilyn Arsescran

SCREEEEEAMIN

 

[Scousebird0924]

She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says cunt on it serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.

Came on to say this!

 

[DoubleDenim]

Oh girls, off topic here, but I've just spent the morning reading the Kate Hayes wiki. I suspect I would need to sacrifice my own career to keep up with that one, good grief! View attachment 548040


She'd pay them to post the sex tape.

I don't even know the girl but wow that was wild Good bit of procrastination

 

[Yerma]

“Well done on your weight loss” hahahaha who says that to a stranger! It’s something I’d get my mate to comment on, on my Facebook in 2011

 

[davidsdead]

Has that lad she had working there left?

 

[emilylpl]

One person in the shop. Town was HEAVING. I was there at the protest (don’t shoot me down DABs!) and literally thousands and thousands attended. Still empty. Couldn’t move at the Italian next door tho!

 

[Lockdownlurking]

just saw the salary for that assistant manager job is literally only just above minimum wage! She’s a cheeky cunt

I just saw this. Socialist Stefanny, vote Labour Live Tory alright

 

[Tomi2015]

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The lad she’s tagged in her stories... massive arse licker he is

He’ll be feasting on hers later tonight and vice versa

She is burning my head out pointing that fucking phone at her gob. F off and get a fucking life saddo. It just keeps popping up

Popping up like fungus

 

[Tomi2015]

To be a good liar you need to have a good memory and she obviously has a shit one. She contradicts herself all the time

 

[Esteelouder]

Naturally thick lips there Jeff

 

[Tomi2015]

View attachment 553188Happy Friday folks , nice treat for thine eyes

Fucking hell it’s Marilyn Manson

 

[Dwight]

I’m just shocked she can afford to pay staff. Who is funding this little shop of horrors

I'm not totally convinced she can tbf, that's a least three job roles in one and I can't see a wage advertised but someone else said it's barely above minium wage... more and more convinced it's some sort of front the longer it stays open tbh lol. Might have been plausible for it to stay above float in Crosby with no rent to pay but unless she's surviving on covid related government schemes or something else atm something isn't adding to imo.

 

[Cady1954]

I might be wrong but shouldn’t she still be wearing a mask underneath her visor as it’s open at the bottom?

No they are used in place of a mask. As pointless as a chocolate fireguard as

Anyone from the surrounding areas OF Liverpool. Technically I'm a wool cos I don't have a purple bin but I've still got an L postcode

I was googling Merseyside the other day cos its what I do. Im a geordie but live abroad now and I was taken with the purple bins and wondered what they were about? Its like a country of its own Merseyside isn't it?